Dunno what was stranger, the weird assed bug eyed guy,or that super tacky assed icecream. I mean really, what kind of ice cream has that level of consistency.
Something with a-lot of seaweed extract in it perhaps. The tacky (fake)ice cream they use in commercials like that is a mix of water, flour, icing sugar, .and corn starch. Things like the creamy white sauce over carrots and potatoes in magazine photos is actually Elmers white glue mixed with corn starch. Yeah i know disgusting.
In hindsight maybe I shouldn't have been lazy about leaving out the quotations to denote "I Have the Weirdest Boner Right Now" was a title and not my state of... being.
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Just what the hell do you search for to find this?! ;)
that did hit a spot.
Must agree with Oki...nuke it from space...QUICK!