While I am sexually marauding those of the female persuasion during docking periods, I am often asked inbetween panting, lust laden gasps: "Captain Sparrow, how do you stay so virile and manly?"

Well, aside from the accustomed consumption of rum and my inherent, brawny element , there is a beverage that I tend to wolf down alongside both to keep my sense of masculinity about me.

Observe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

My favorite flavor is Manana.

Or Gun.

Savvy?

Try some, damn it.

~Captain Jack Sparrow