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13 years ago
And this weeks adventure is......
So some time ago, I made a mental promise to myself to repost the next memejournal thing going around, cause if I don't do that once and only once a year, a cthulu horror will rise from its grave and murder all the smurfs of smurfville, leaving the world smurfless. And we can have that, now can we?
either way, I stole this from
shebascuro so you should go bump up her page views or something.
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
To a degree yes. Gone are my days of dating people twice my weight. That said I prize personality and mentality over physical traits
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Worth it? can you really put a monetary value on something like that? If you enjoy a relationship then it was worth it.
3. Are you a virgin?
In the sense that I haven't had my being pierced by a penis, yes. Realistically...yeahno
4. Are you in a relationship?
Not the romantic kind no.
5. Are you in love?
I'm not singing praises to an individuals name, now am I?
6. Are you single this year?
And the year before that. Partially by my choice, cause I hate the city I live in
7. Can you commit to one person?
I have a certain preference for monogamy. So yes.
8. Describe your crush
About 5'7", long red hair in a ponytail, wielding a gunlance and capable of making food while adventuring
9. Describe your perfect mate
Oh hey. ummmmmmm I screwed up these answers. See above?
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not quite love. but definitive and immediate attractions are certainly possible. I'm a victim of it once.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
One day, when I actually know what I'm doing with my life
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Yes, but I keep it in mind for the future.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Mostly not. It has happened admittedly
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Ish.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Nope. Sticking metal in my body isn't on my todo list unless we go all the way and get bionic implants
16. Do you have any tattoos?
I want to, but everytime I think about I get as far as "so I guess I actually need something to put on me"
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Are we talking fullblown makeout session? cause if so: nope.
20. Do you shower every day?
I go every other day unless I've actually been doing something with my life
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I'm reasonably popular in my own little social circle, so more than likely
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Definitly. Someone is definitly jacking off me right now. possibly even these very words, muttering dirty secrets to this web page.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Been there, done that.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
eh. I still have a long life ahead of me, so I wouldn't mind putting it off
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
significant others are pretty cool, yes.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
yeah.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Grade school
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope. I have however been the other guy.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Ish. Laser rifle arms are pretty cool
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Crying no. Sorrowful, tragic emotions that would break most people, yes. but the act of crying itself no.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Stop bringing these things up >_>
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Do I look like some kind of homosexual?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Do I look like some kind of homosexual?
....
....
ok busted. Yes.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
mmmhmmmm. Protip, it doesn't actually make a difference
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
I try to avoid throwing the "best friend" label around, but yes.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Oh man don't even get me started. My ex was manipulative and tried to get involved in my life too far to the point of assimilating into all my social circles. needless to say no one really appreciated this, and when she tried to turn me against my friends, all shit hit the fan. didn't last that much longer
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yeah. A few people actually. but this is more because I start off thinking all people are dicks and just work my way up the like scale.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
yessssssssssss :(
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Yes. my mother. when I was like 10
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
Nope. I don't like sex without a relationship behind it.....and yeahhhhh go put 2 and 2 together
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
about 15sec
43. How long was your longest relationship?
364 days and 19 hours. protip: don't break up on your anniversary. They hate you for that one.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
5. only 3 of them are publicly known though
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
different people? 2. Total number of: a lot more than that.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
On the plus side...its not a negative number
47. How old are you?
Twenty something. I don't like giving it out. Its an early twenties though, don't fear.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Mope for a few hours then realize I'm being dumb about it and that there is still 6.8 billion people left to go in the world
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
What Do I put here instead? I like Pie?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Yes. I want to know what happened to her after I moved across the country.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Not at this time no. Also I would still draw the line at "killing myself"
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yeah. I've lost a few people to drugs, and after a certain point they just become useless other than stealing things to afford playing halo while high
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
I hope not. cause that would make them a controlling dickhead
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Is the sky blue?
55. Share a relationship story.
So this one time there was a knight and he had to ...... and then saved the kingdom from ....... but then the inn tavern was all don't get up in his business or you'll be ....... and then he got this hot guy proposing to him for no real reason.
and then I woke up
56. State 8 facts about your body
1) I'm underweight. 2) Dark haired. 3) Athletic 4) Allergic to beer 5) Irish Heritage (somewhere in there) 6) A pretty good sword arm 7) My chest is hairless 8) the rest of me isn't
57. Things you want to say to an ex?
So how'd that child thing of your's go? (no they aren't mine)
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
>free things
>kick my ass
>bubbly personality
>no high pitched voice
>Zombie Obsession
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hpho....._1267739_n.jpg
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partner?
5 I believe, when I dated that one chick when I was 19
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
their speech patterns
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Saving My life in a zombie Apocalypse with a gunlance
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
when you can go "bow chicca bow-wow" without it being ironic or stupid
64. What is your definition of cheating?
When one person doesn't know
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Pretending the floor is lava
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Being the lava
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Saving my life during a zombie apocalypse with a gunlance, and then going to a picnic
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight with an apparently gay aura (I keep attracting them)
69. What turns you off?
Asphyxiation. If a person is that large then...I mean what?
70. What turns you on?
Physical Contact down my backside without them being a jerk and tickling me
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Well there was this totally hot wold chick thing saving me from zombies with a.....
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
"That zombie attack was the best thing to bring us together"
"So THATS what its supposed to feel like"
"VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"CENSORED"
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Realize everything I stand to offer, despite me being weird
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
Scars indicating a zombie attack
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Bringing to a movie despite me being in a terrible mood and putting up with all of my shit for an anniversary I didn't even remember..... :(
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Being there to talk to at 3am when it mattered most
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
Theres a certain legal obligation because those underage don't always understand what they are getting into because underdeveloped mentality. after that point, age is only a number
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
That I may or may not be a furry
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
The other day I was playing a vidja game and this one gay had a much better gun than me. Hey you didn't say it had to be jealousy in a reltionship kind of way.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
I haven't said it. I'm saving it for someone I actually believe in wholeheartedly
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
I would stir up too much shit if I said that. Lets just throw megan fox on there though
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
Janet, from work.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
Krista, my childhood puppy love something or other
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
She kept doign too many things for me when I only wanted her to do things for herself.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
After a careful screening process yes.
86. You’ll love me if…
You instigate Zombies and save me with a gunlance
Holy hell that was a lot of words. Now excuse me while I Go fall back into the void on this furry site.
either way, I stole this from
shebascuro so you should go bump up her page views or something.1. Are looks important in a relationship?
To a degree yes. Gone are my days of dating people twice my weight. That said I prize personality and mentality over physical traits
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Worth it? can you really put a monetary value on something like that? If you enjoy a relationship then it was worth it.
3. Are you a virgin?
In the sense that I haven't had my being pierced by a penis, yes. Realistically...yeahno
4. Are you in a relationship?
Not the romantic kind no.
5. Are you in love?
I'm not singing praises to an individuals name, now am I?
6. Are you single this year?
And the year before that. Partially by my choice, cause I hate the city I live in
7. Can you commit to one person?
I have a certain preference for monogamy. So yes.
8. Describe your crush
About 5'7", long red hair in a ponytail, wielding a gunlance and capable of making food while adventuring
9. Describe your perfect mate
Oh hey. ummmmmmm I screwed up these answers. See above?
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not quite love. but definitive and immediate attractions are certainly possible. I'm a victim of it once.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
One day, when I actually know what I'm doing with my life
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Yes, but I keep it in mind for the future.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Mostly not. It has happened admittedly
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Ish.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Nope. Sticking metal in my body isn't on my todo list unless we go all the way and get bionic implants
16. Do you have any tattoos?
I want to, but everytime I think about I get as far as "so I guess I actually need something to put on me"
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Are we talking fullblown makeout session? cause if so: nope.
20. Do you shower every day?
I go every other day unless I've actually been doing something with my life
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I'm reasonably popular in my own little social circle, so more than likely
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Definitly. Someone is definitly jacking off me right now. possibly even these very words, muttering dirty secrets to this web page.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Been there, done that.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
eh. I still have a long life ahead of me, so I wouldn't mind putting it off
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
significant others are pretty cool, yes.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
yeah.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Grade school
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope. I have however been the other guy.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Ish. Laser rifle arms are pretty cool
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Crying no. Sorrowful, tragic emotions that would break most people, yes. but the act of crying itself no.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Stop bringing these things up >_>
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Do I look like some kind of homosexual?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Do I look like some kind of homosexual?
....
....
ok busted. Yes.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
mmmhmmmm. Protip, it doesn't actually make a difference
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
I try to avoid throwing the "best friend" label around, but yes.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Oh man don't even get me started. My ex was manipulative and tried to get involved in my life too far to the point of assimilating into all my social circles. needless to say no one really appreciated this, and when she tried to turn me against my friends, all shit hit the fan. didn't last that much longer
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yeah. A few people actually. but this is more because I start off thinking all people are dicks and just work my way up the like scale.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
yessssssssssss :(
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Yes. my mother. when I was like 10
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
Nope. I don't like sex without a relationship behind it.....and yeahhhhh go put 2 and 2 together
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
about 15sec
43. How long was your longest relationship?
364 days and 19 hours. protip: don't break up on your anniversary. They hate you for that one.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
5. only 3 of them are publicly known though
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
different people? 2. Total number of: a lot more than that.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
On the plus side...its not a negative number
47. How old are you?
Twenty something. I don't like giving it out. Its an early twenties though, don't fear.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Mope for a few hours then realize I'm being dumb about it and that there is still 6.8 billion people left to go in the world
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
What Do I put here instead? I like Pie?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Yes. I want to know what happened to her after I moved across the country.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Not at this time no. Also I would still draw the line at "killing myself"
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yeah. I've lost a few people to drugs, and after a certain point they just become useless other than stealing things to afford playing halo while high
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
I hope not. cause that would make them a controlling dickhead
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Is the sky blue?
55. Share a relationship story.
So this one time there was a knight and he had to ...... and then saved the kingdom from ....... but then the inn tavern was all don't get up in his business or you'll be ....... and then he got this hot guy proposing to him for no real reason.
and then I woke up
56. State 8 facts about your body
1) I'm underweight. 2) Dark haired. 3) Athletic 4) Allergic to beer 5) Irish Heritage (somewhere in there) 6) A pretty good sword arm 7) My chest is hairless 8) the rest of me isn't
57. Things you want to say to an ex?
So how'd that child thing of your's go? (no they aren't mine)
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
>free things
>kick my ass
>bubbly personality
>no high pitched voice
>Zombie Obsession
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hpho....._1267739_n.jpg
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partner?
5 I believe, when I dated that one chick when I was 19
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
their speech patterns
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Saving My life in a zombie Apocalypse with a gunlance
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
when you can go "bow chicca bow-wow" without it being ironic or stupid
64. What is your definition of cheating?
When one person doesn't know
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Pretending the floor is lava
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Being the lava
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Saving my life during a zombie apocalypse with a gunlance, and then going to a picnic
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight with an apparently gay aura (I keep attracting them)
69. What turns you off?
Asphyxiation. If a person is that large then...I mean what?
70. What turns you on?
Physical Contact down my backside without them being a jerk and tickling me
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Well there was this totally hot wold chick thing saving me from zombies with a.....
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
"That zombie attack was the best thing to bring us together"
"So THATS what its supposed to feel like"
"VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"CENSORED"
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Realize everything I stand to offer, despite me being weird
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
Scars indicating a zombie attack
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Bringing to a movie despite me being in a terrible mood and putting up with all of my shit for an anniversary I didn't even remember..... :(
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Being there to talk to at 3am when it mattered most
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
Theres a certain legal obligation because those underage don't always understand what they are getting into because underdeveloped mentality. after that point, age is only a number
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
That I may or may not be a furry
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
The other day I was playing a vidja game and this one gay had a much better gun than me. Hey you didn't say it had to be jealousy in a reltionship kind of way.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
I haven't said it. I'm saving it for someone I actually believe in wholeheartedly
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
I would stir up too much shit if I said that. Lets just throw megan fox on there though
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
Janet, from work.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
Krista, my childhood puppy love something or other
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
She kept doign too many things for me when I only wanted her to do things for herself.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
After a careful screening process yes.
86. You’ll love me if…
You instigate Zombies and save me with a gunlance
Holy hell that was a lot of words. Now excuse me while I Go fall back into the void on this furry site.
YA GOT ME
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Pretending the floor is lava
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Being the lava
soooo they run away from you?
what?
that's terrible.
terrible!