I'm having surgery today to get them all pulled. No worries, I won't be driving nor will I be fending for myself on this house-sitting adventure. My parents are back in town and will help handle things while I'm recovering.

Little bit nervous/scared because I've never had surgery of any sort before, but I will be going under for the procedure, so at least I won't be conscious for the worst of it. My wisdom teeth also don't have roots, nor are they impacted, so their removal should be fairly simple.