Use this pokemonn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Musharna...ew...

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Blissey...ew...

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Kyurem...is fairly decent...he has broke stats...

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Haryama...o...k... ._.

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Pansage...I don't even...

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Yanma :c

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Zweilos...hmm...

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Articuno

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Ariados...fuck...

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Archen D:<

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Elekid... ._.

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Munchlax...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Durant...and he will never succeed that milling bitch :/

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Lilligant...meh...


15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Excadrill. I'm ok with this.

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Zweilous...soooo...my ex...reads me bedtime stories?


17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Poliwrath...awkward...

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Starly...that would be PRETTY weird...

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Sawk...no...just no ._.