Cat Burglary
17 years ago
Well, not theft, but definitely a break and enter. :3
I just broke into my house for the 3rd time in the 2 years that I've lived here and I'm getting good at it. Although, I think remembering to take my key with me when I leave and lock up my house would be something I should be better at.
Funny thing is I came home from work in my uniform and so that I didn't scrape it on the corner of the bricks as I climbed through the window, I had to find some other clothes (I'd almost rather sit outside in the cold for the night than scrape my torso and knees on those rough edges *shudder*) the only source I had was the garage which I never lock (it's a nice neighbourhood, maybe I shouldn't lock up the house anymore? =o.O=). Now normally some of my old clothes would be in there, perfect attire for B&E, but just this weekend gone I had for the first time ever gone through everything I didn't need and threw it away, old clothes and all.
So there I am, half of me sticking out the window of the guest bedroom, wearing my mother's denim clothes from the 80's. I gave myself a thumbs up in the mirror after my feat and to my surprise, the jacket didn't look half bad. =>.>=
I've sometimes fantasized about what life would be like as a professional criminal or as I like to call it 'domestic treasure hunter'. I'm pretty clever when it comes to covering my tracks so who knows...
Ciaow~
I just broke into my house for the 3rd time in the 2 years that I've lived here and I'm getting good at it. Although, I think remembering to take my key with me when I leave and lock up my house would be something I should be better at.
Funny thing is I came home from work in my uniform and so that I didn't scrape it on the corner of the bricks as I climbed through the window, I had to find some other clothes (I'd almost rather sit outside in the cold for the night than scrape my torso and knees on those rough edges *shudder*) the only source I had was the garage which I never lock (it's a nice neighbourhood, maybe I shouldn't lock up the house anymore? =o.O=). Now normally some of my old clothes would be in there, perfect attire for B&E, but just this weekend gone I had for the first time ever gone through everything I didn't need and threw it away, old clothes and all.
So there I am, half of me sticking out the window of the guest bedroom, wearing my mother's denim clothes from the 80's. I gave myself a thumbs up in the mirror after my feat and to my surprise, the jacket didn't look half bad. =>.>=
I've sometimes fantasized about what life would be like as a professional criminal or as I like to call it 'domestic treasure hunter'. I'm pretty clever when it comes to covering my tracks so who knows...
Ciaow~
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When you gave yourself the thumbs up, did you go "Ehyyy" like The Fonz. You did, admit it ^^
Breaking into my house is a bit much for me (I'm paranoid with security) but I've got breaking into my car down to an exquisite artform. All I need is one of the windscreen wiper blades and 20 seconds. Tho that probably isn't too "challenging" lol