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So what happened exactly that I stayed awake for 22 hours...
13 years ago
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Who will save me from low doorposts? Well,
I had made macaroni and I added a seasoning package. What I missed however, is that that package was for 4 to 6 people. And I added it to a 2 person portion of macaroni. Now I should have noticed it with the first plate, but with the second plate it hit me. This stuff is waaaay too salty.
I think I had enough salt in my food to last me for a couple of days so I decided to flush it with the first thing I could get my hands on. Which happened to be a 2 liter bottle of OJ. Yeah, bad idea.
So now there was a way going on in my stomach between the hydrochloric acid, the salt overdose and the orange juice. And I thought "Well, acid do work better when heated, so let's take a hot water bottle with me to bed........" Notice the long string of dots at the end of that sentence?
I went to bed at 12 I think, woke up at 3 a.m., sweating like a motherfucker, stomach acid reaching critical levels. I wasn't a happy camper. So I decided to stay upright the rest of the night so gravity would keep the acid where it belonged. Down below.
I've had two mugs of coffee during the day, I've seen the bathroom a whole 7 times, all those times sitting down and around 4 p.m. I was starting to get hungry. So I put a pizza in the oven, devoured that one, then stayed up late. So around midnight my stomach started complaining again. So I ate some chicken, now I'm finishing this little story then I'm off to bed for a well deserved rest.
What a day. Pff.
I had made macaroni and I added a seasoning package. What I missed however, is that that package was for 4 to 6 people. And I added it to a 2 person portion of macaroni. Now I should have noticed it with the first plate, but with the second plate it hit me. This stuff is waaaay too salty.
I think I had enough salt in my food to last me for a couple of days so I decided to flush it with the first thing I could get my hands on. Which happened to be a 2 liter bottle of OJ. Yeah, bad idea.
So now there was a way going on in my stomach between the hydrochloric acid, the salt overdose and the orange juice. And I thought "Well, acid do work better when heated, so let's take a hot water bottle with me to bed........" Notice the long string of dots at the end of that sentence?
I went to bed at 12 I think, woke up at 3 a.m., sweating like a motherfucker, stomach acid reaching critical levels. I wasn't a happy camper. So I decided to stay upright the rest of the night so gravity would keep the acid where it belonged. Down below.
I've had two mugs of coffee during the day, I've seen the bathroom a whole 7 times, all those times sitting down and around 4 p.m. I was starting to get hungry. So I put a pizza in the oven, devoured that one, then stayed up late. So around midnight my stomach started complaining again. So I ate some chicken, now I'm finishing this little story then I'm off to bed for a well deserved rest.
What a day. Pff.
Lokosik
~lokosik
you need something to neutralize the stomach acid. Here we use something called edible soda, or soda bicarbona. Dunno the proper english name, but its a fine white powder which you dissolve in water and drink it.
rattie-cookie
~rattie-cookie
you could also have used milk to conteract the acid . Worked like a charm for me:)
BarneyHusky
~barneyhusky
OP
You're both true but I didn't have that at home and at 3 a.m. the stores are kinda closed... I still have to stock on Maalox again, hopefully I'll get that today.
