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If I was a real lemur I would be dead by now (happy birthday
13 years ago
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Sometime, on August 16th 29 years ago..
A scared, homeless tramp dumped her newborn child on the doorstep of a hospital, and ran away, never to be seem or heard form again.
The child was shuffled fro foster home, to foster home. But in the end, worked his way through school and showed the world that no matter what the odds, we can all triumph over adversity
Oh, Also....... I was born.
I am still enjoying all the fruits of being born into an upper lower middle class family. Our 401k's may collectively suck, but we do have an in ground pool.
What can I say.. Being 29 is pretty uninteresting.
I predict my insurance rates will lower. And my ability to rent a car will continue unabated.
Next year I will get to be 30, and continue to live the life of a manchild. Now for over 3 decades.
Well, at least I am not fat, and I am not loosing my hair. GO TEAM JEFF!
Pretty soon I get to regale my nieces with stories of the crazy 80's. They will ask me if I used to dress funny, and I will have to remind them that I was only 7. So, yes. Then I will gesture with my hands to show the size of a cell phone that I never once saw a person use in real life, and we will all have a laugh. Those phones back in the day where so big! Oi... At that time we will eat what I can only assume will be some futuristic protein enriched gruel, and return to the underground bunker before the night marauders return, with their fanciful notions of justice via the "Thunder Dome".
Until that time, I will continue to sew, and store non-hybrid seeds.
Here's to one more year on this fabulous existence on Spaceship Earth.
Cheers!
-Jeff
A scared, homeless tramp dumped her newborn child on the doorstep of a hospital, and ran away, never to be seem or heard form again.
The child was shuffled fro foster home, to foster home. But in the end, worked his way through school and showed the world that no matter what the odds, we can all triumph over adversity
Oh, Also....... I was born.
I am still enjoying all the fruits of being born into an upper lower middle class family. Our 401k's may collectively suck, but we do have an in ground pool.
What can I say.. Being 29 is pretty uninteresting.
I predict my insurance rates will lower. And my ability to rent a car will continue unabated.
Next year I will get to be 30, and continue to live the life of a manchild. Now for over 3 decades.
Well, at least I am not fat, and I am not loosing my hair. GO TEAM JEFF!
Pretty soon I get to regale my nieces with stories of the crazy 80's. They will ask me if I used to dress funny, and I will have to remind them that I was only 7. So, yes. Then I will gesture with my hands to show the size of a cell phone that I never once saw a person use in real life, and we will all have a laugh. Those phones back in the day where so big! Oi... At that time we will eat what I can only assume will be some futuristic protein enriched gruel, and return to the underground bunker before the night marauders return, with their fanciful notions of justice via the "Thunder Dome".
Until that time, I will continue to sew, and store non-hybrid seeds.
Here's to one more year on this fabulous existence on Spaceship Earth.
Cheers!
-Jeff
Also a known fun fact the oldest captive lemur lived up to be 41 years old o:
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/fe.....r-old-lem.html
Happy Birthday!