My boy friends back is aweful

Dont people know what to do with zombies!? Would have saved us from having to watch that!

I Know right? Worst movie I ever was tricked into seeing

Moby Dick... they did such a horrible movie on it... the whale sounded like godzilla crossed with a bear... *face palm* there's more but this one is recent xD saw it on netflix

It very well could have been godzilla crossed with a bear ^^
Gota love netflix!

haha yep! xD

Beowulf.

I guess its good ive only seen parts of that one

That one was bad...

There were TWO of them. The one made in real time and 3d, and another, worse one. That one had a giant SHAVING knife as an execution weapon.

Popeye

Goddamn that one hurts to remember! >.<

oh and there's also starship troopers. ALL THREE OF THEM!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! Starship Troopers is one of my all time favorites!
Starship Troopers 2 on the other hand... if I didnt make this journal I wouldnt have reminded myself of it..... *facepalm*

have you seen 3? HAVE YOU SEEN IT?! D:

Also there's red riding hood.

I didn't mind red riding hood

Never seen it

We shall fix that one time Alex is not with me

Well, The Room. At least it is so bad its funny. I can enjoy a bad movie like Super mario brothers movie but the room HOLY FUCK IT WAS PAINFULL.

Yeah. Mario bros was pathetic!

Its a guilty plesure. Its so bad its funny. But the room GAHHH

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!

Such a horrible movie

The absolute worst movie I have seen was "Birdemic"

Wow that looks horrible! ^^

Watch it. You need to watch it. You know you want to. If nothing else it's so terribad you'll spend the latter half of the movie laughing your ass off at how awful the special effects are.

Ditto. I want to find a dvd copy for comedy value. the scene with the coat hangars was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Doogal

three words.
Super
Mario
Bros.

Ok thats 2 for that one!
... I liked the Goombas ^^

buh-bomb

Oh that part was bad!!!!!

I remember that show. It was ONLY good for the legend of Zelda cartoon they played sometimes.
And I wonder how many takes it took of that guy jumping around like that to make the ending

Havent seen it, but the tailor does look pretty bad! A love story in space!? WTF!?

Was it a movie you thought was for the guys but turns out was for the girlfriend?

Only one word needs to go across my lips, and it will probably be regretted.

GOOBY.

*Gets kidnapped by a teddie bear*

That... might be funny on drugs..

I tried. The damn bear just brings me down from up high and grounds it.

Ha! Good thing im not watching that movie right now then ^^

....Every "Batman" Movie.....All of them....even the new ones.

Wha? You dont like the new ones? The forst one was budget but decent. The rest sucked! But why dont you like the new ones?

Frogs

Were there allot of frogs? And were they licking frogs?

it was suppossed to be man eating frogs, but all they would show is frogs, and nothing would happen to the people, and the people would just sit in a marsh house, talking...thats it

Ah! You go for the B Movies! And their all bad!!!

Battlefield Earth, only Scientologist movie to ever be produced, and so it shall remain that way (thankfully)

Three cavemen learn to fly fighter planes using several hundred year old and somehow still working flight simulators and using three harrier fighters (that also are several hundred years old and still work?) manage to beat the same oppressive, ruling alien race that centuries before defeated the combined Earth military in five minutes...quality stuff!

Never knew that was a Scientologist movie.. lol doesnt surprise me now!
And ive seen it so I know exactly how bad it is! I loved how when the humans and the aliens were in the same frame, it looked like the aliens were just wearing paint cans on their feet! ^^

Death to Smoochie.

Really!? XD

"My Balls! They're on FIRE!!"

the original Manos Hands of Fate before MST3k had at it. Second worse is Vampire Hookers, I avoided the next one on my friends list. Barn of the Blood llamas. I could not take any more.

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

What transformers?

Bayverse

No, seriously, what transformers? All I saw was 2 hours of Sam peeing himself.

Bee Movie, hands down the worst I ever saw. I sell honey so watching that and it's exaggerations about bees made me flip my shit.

It entertains my 5-year-old therefore it is a good movie (keeps him quiet, Lucid can attest that is a GOOD thing)

YUP!! If that stupid movie can keep the attention of her kid for 20 minuets, its 20 minuets of peace!

Disagree

TOTAL disagree. The Sound of Music was a masterpiece!

I'm not trying to argue or anything, but... whats your age? It might explain why you don't like it. O.o

Thats... Strange... Usually people from my era love that movie. Oh well.

*Shrugs, humming edelweiss* Oh well.

"The Last Airbender"

Nuff Said...

Wholeheartedly AGREE!!!

Sharks 3D
Which had a total of three sharks in the whole 2 hours.

What a gyp.

Was the 3d decent?

I can think of three off the top of my head 1)napoleon dynamite 2) The wolves of wall street 3) Monster from Bikini beach (last two can be found off youtube's movie section)

"Avatar."

Sorry to break it to you but their already planning 2 more

Zardoz - that is all I have to say...

Enemy Mine (1985). Everything about this movie sucked.

Any Stephen King movie besides It and The Langoliers.

Funniest thing is! They almost finished filming Enemy Mine and the director hated it so much they started over from the start and changed everything! And thats what they got the 2nd time ^^

I caught the end of The Langoliers when I was a kid but never seen the whole thing.

Lol. They should've started it over for a third time.

Definitely check out The Langoliers out. Great movie.

Those movies were so bad if you went on a proper rant you would need to seek counseling afterwards... Think I was forced to watch 1 twilight movie. it was so sad! Sad in the pathetic way!

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. One dumb, moronic "joke" after another. Only movie I ever walked out on.

Its been so long since ive seen that movie that I cant remember anything but like 1 frame in my head. And thats a good thing

Recently tried to sit through Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I get that it's meant to be parody, but when parody isn't funny, it fails SO hard.

Also I hit up some of the flicks on the list of "WTF Japanese movies", Funky Forest was pretty wtf.

And Ghoulies. First was so atrocious I haven't even dared to look at the many, many sequels.

The King of Fighters Movie...

I just remembered that movie.. Damn that was corny!

Montecristo.... it killed my favorite novel... the ending SUCKS!!!

the ending of that movie i must afirm... again it SUCKS!!

The happening.

Think I havent seen that one good reason!

Joe vs. the Volcano.

psychic experiment

Dragon Wars. Commercials made it out to be some badass flick where the military has to fight off a dragon invasion, but in reality it's about a bunch of Koreans being murdered by rejects from an episode of Power Rangers, then for 5 minutes CGI dragons attack New York. It's so bad in the theater I watched it in the 'tragic goodbye' scene had everyone busting a gut laughing.

Its horrible how bad they mislead you on the commercials! At least you got a laugh from it!

Maybe you didnt like it because you werent a french
Or not high ^^

Blood and Chocolate. It's a book to movie, and I swear... It's like the maker never even read the book. Being someone who LOVED the book, I was so pissed off.

 Kirenaaz would agree with you 100% on this

It was just... Infuriating, XD All that time waiting for a movie, Seeing it.. I honestly wanted my money back. I'd gone to see blood and chocolate, not.... "watch as we insult your intelligence, and show off how we've obviously only read the names in the book."

But I could go on and on. I'll stop myself while I'm ahead, XD.

Yea, particularly amused me that his ex paid so much attention to his ranting that she got it for him for Christmas one year...

The book or the movie?... Or... Wait. She got him the movie...? After he ranted...? Oh gods... Yeah... Good thing she's an Ex.

Kinda like my ex got me Van Helsing after I told him I had no desire to see the movie at all (can't stand things that kill vampires, just not my thing....)

Well, thank you. My fursona being a vampire wolf, It's always good to hear when someone doesn't like things that kill vampires. XD

I don't see why they need to be killed. I am rather fond of biting, blood...er wrong site sorry :P Let's just say - I don't have an issue with vampires.

Haha, Well, That's good to hear. ~.^ Because Raay doesn't really have a problem with biting... or blood. :P

Eragon..... that "movie" was an insult to everyone who's read the books

2 for Eragon!

I felt to betraid when I went to see the movie....

IF something is bad, then remake it with zombies.

That is sound logic to me!

I can't remember the name of the movie, but it was a "horror" movie with the entity being this invincible luchador wrestler. It was about these young adults going to an abandoned town to make a porno, if not for the titties this movie would have been a complete waste of money.

Troll 2, best/worst movie ever. "OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!"

hmm... I'd say the worst movie I've ever seen is 'Zombie Strippers' I thought I'd be funny when I rented it up from the shop, but in fact its the lamest movie I've ever seen, its like something you would make in collage lol, the acting is terrible and the editting is terrible too "Oh no... I've been bitten by a zombie... -.-"

~Anfurax.

Sounds like a bad B movie if I ever heard one!

A Troll In Central Park

In no particular order ...

Dragonball Evolution
The Last Airbender
Zombie Diaries 2 (the first one was alright, but the second one was just aweful)
Jennifer's Body
The Happening
Dragon Wars
Too many of the SyFy Original Movies to list

I hated the Eragon movie. Conpletely fucked up the story. Loved the books though. :)

Ugh! I dont get why that 1 guy was always rage whispering?

The one that most comes to mind over all else?

Gummo. That film was pain. It reminded me too much of where I grew up. I think my memory blocks details about it.

More recent films I thought were AWFUL:
Where the Wild Things Are
Battle for L.A.

Then Super Mario Bros. was a terrible movie that I like to watch for lol
Films considered by most to be EPIC that I thought were bad? Blade Runner and Pulp Fiction.

Lol I wonder how many repressed bad movies were brought out by this journal ^^

Seen Battle for L.A. some of the special effects were cool. Ive seen worse!! =P

3 for SMB!

Jumanji, batman the dark night rises, 9 deads all crap

Street Fighter: the Legend of Chun Li...

Never before has a movie been able to put me to sleep within minutes.

Oh that was a bad movie! But I liked the first Street Fighter! It was bad in a good way.

The first Street Fighter is a guilty pleasure. It's so bad that it's hysterical!

dear god. alpha and omega. there are others, but that one comes to mind. askdnaklnfdkgsfh.

Haha aww I thought that one was cute. XD Though the way they had 'hair' kind of irked me and, as usual for most kiddy films the songs were baaad. XD lol

the whole anatomy thing just really threw me off. 'specially the hair, lol. when i think of a wolf movie, romance doesn't really spark me as a good plot. i thought the whole thing was cheesy and tacky and the humor really sucked. but i gotta admit, i kinda liked that train scene for some reason.

Oh. I should slap myself for not mentioning the abortion that is Dragonball Evolution. I literally can't get through 5 minutes of this pathetic excuse for a movie.

Never heard of that one. But I'm guessing that's a good thing, lol.