Stolen from  shaggi :D

1. Your Full name: Ivan Ramsden
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Yeah, 'coz I picked it. >_>
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? BAH. I don't like to talk about that due to the fact that it almost made me legit crazy and almost made me kill myself.
4. Where were you born? New England
5. Where do you live? New England
6. Do you like to travel? Yuh, but a I hate planes.
7. What is your birthday? 4/25/92 I'M NOT LEGAL YET SO HA.
8. Do you have siblings? Brother and sister along with one adopted little brother who happens to be a golden retriever.
9. Do you have pets? Four parakeets and my little brother, if you want to call him a pet.
10. Which was the happiest year of your life: ..I dunno!
11. How old do you wish you were? Not a minor. Then maybe my parents would take me seriously, or at least more so than they do now.
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? ..Uhhh.. I dunnoooo.. Someone who's good at being all, "WHEEE-HEEEEEE" and then homicidal-suicide-brooding the next?
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? ..o_o; I'm going to just say that it's Wiesel because I've never been in an actual relationship, and I'd have to saayyyy.. Uhh.. ..I dunno again.
14. How would this movie end? I would go on a murderous rampage and then kill myself YAY THE END
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? INFAMOUS. I like it when children stare at me in fear and awe, cowering behind their parents as I walk by. If everyone did that instead of laughing as I stalked my way along.. The world would be a better place.
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION. Or SIDS. >.o
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? Car accident. I've always thought about how awesomely tragic it would be. Especially if I died in someone's arms.. That'd rock.
18. How long do you plan on living? Long enough to not be alone. That's good enough for me.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? Uhm.. I think it was Rockin' Robin..
20. Sing any commercial jingle. WOO-HOO, WOO-HOO-HOO
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? Einsteinium
22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, DERR.
23. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert most of the time.
24. Creation or evolution? Evolution
25. Action or reaction? Action
26. Unity or individuality? Individuality
27. Hugs or drugs? Hugs, bish!
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? For what?
29. Popsicle, creamsicle, or fudgecicle? FUDGE
30. Fight or flight? YOU'RE THE FIGHTER, YOU'VE GOT THE FIGHTER, THE SPIRIT OF A WARRIOR, THE CHAMPION'S HEART!
31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Hitler had a frightfully interesting life, y'know.
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Though interesting, Hitler was pretty messed-up..
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? I was in a swanky-fancy hotel and there was a huge table of food stuff with an entire section of peanut butter things, and I love peanut butter.. The floor was all flooded, but no one seemed to care, and all the while, I was getting a serious hard-on due to a food fetish, then Wiesel jumps out of nowhere in a speed-o and starts dancing, which didn't help run-on sentence..
34. Do nice guys really finish last? Sometimes.
35. What are your favorite boy names? Dexter, Maxwell, Ivan
36. What are your favorite girl names? Taylor, Max, Mike [THEY'RE UNISEX. GOOGLE THAT SHYT.]
37. Open minded or closed? Very, extremely open.
38. White bread or wheat bread? Wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? Hm.. Burn, 'coz it's sudden and violent, and thus more interesting.
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? Little plastic dog that will keep me entertained until I forget that I'm holding it and drop it. Then I'll be sad. >:
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? I dunno.
42. What were your favorite childhood toys? Uhm.. I don't remember. :/
43. What was your first pet? Penny the golden retriever.
44. What annoys you? Too many things.
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman tv show? I never saw it, but I'm assuming that it'd be something like, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, BATMAN."
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? 56928fguth89retgn9t5jy456457
47. The glass... half empty or half full? Half full!


WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON

48. Tightie whities. Ew. D:
49. Mc Donalds happy meals. EW
50. Reality shows. ANNOYING
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Neither. >.o
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Deep sea
53. Paper or plastic? NEITHER. I'll use my weird save-the-Earth tote bag! :D TREE-HUGER POWERS ACTIVATE!
54. What position do you sleep in? On my stomach, slightly tilted to the left because on the wall left of my futon [I sleep on a futon stfu] there's a freakin' AWESOME poster of Dexter. :D
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? Middle-ish-left-right
56. Sweet or sour? FALSE
57. What was your favorite school lunch? School lunch makes me VOMIT LONG TIME.
58.What is your favorite word? Hm.. EGG?!
59. Beach or mountains? Mountains. Gotta love that mountain air.
60. Mounds or almond joy? Muh?
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? I'm CHOCK-FULL O' NUTS.
62. To give or to recieve? I like to give. :3
63. Chocolate or caramel? EW TO BOTH
64. Do you have any nicknames? Just my name.
65. What does your name mean? I'ono.
66. Have you ever fainted? Nope.
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? Nope.
68.What was the last thing you ate? I licked the bowl after my mom made cookies today. ;;
69.Do you have any bad habits? My worst is probably how I eat practically nothing. Today I had a microwave macaroni thing and the leftover cookie-stuff. I think tomorrow I might try to fast..

WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...

70. Grey... Aliens
71. Human... Organs
72. Fruit loop... Fruity?
73. Glove... Crispin Glover
74. Plum... Bruised-purple
75. Structure... Skeleton
76. Race.. The racing of a heart
77. Heart... stops
78. Parasite... Fetus
79. What was your first happy memory? I can't remember.
80. What was your first unhappy memory? I can't remember.
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? The 60's, man!
82.What would Jesus do? Why should I care?
83. Make up a word and define it. Fruff - The sound one makes involuntarily while going to sleep/waking up
84. Favorite kool aid flavor? Ew.
85. Favorite pick up line? ..o_O
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? ..Huh?
87. What did you like to make believe as a child? That I could turn into things and humiliate the people who made fun of me by using my animal superiority. Eventually, that turned into transforming into a dragon and burning them all..
88. Did you have an imaginary friend? Yeah, and his name was Tangy. ._.
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? HOBBIT-HOLE.
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. A Madden Reverts Nix >_>
91. Do it fast or do it right? Right.
92.What was the last book you read? The Subtle Knife
93. Have you ever had surgery? Nope.
94. Random fact about you.. fhsfdhdf
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? Hair
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? German, which I'm in the process of learning.
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? Yes. Then I wouldn't live in fear anymore.
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? AHAHAAHAAAA.. If you only knew..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

100. Fate? Sometimes.
101. Ghosts? Yar.
102. God? Hell no.
103. Big foot? Sometimes I do. xD;
104. Soul mates? I'm not sure.
105. Aliens? OF COURSE YES YES
106. Angels? No.
107. Loch ness monster? Yes.
108. Heaven and hell? No.
109. The Zodiac? Maybe.
110. Love at first sight? Nope.
111. Karma? YESYESYES
112. Vampires? There are people who can't live without blood, but they aren't the mythical vampires and such.
113. If you had any super power, what would it be? Transforming, of course!
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? HA. What do you think? It's more fun to knock a building on someone who looks at you funny than rescuing cats out of trees.
115. Name something nostalgic. I can't describe smells well.
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? Hm.. Uh.. Boobs?
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? Asshole-ness, bitchiness, many are sexist.
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? "You look like a guy." xDD; >.>
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? Scooby 'coz.. I dunno.
120. What is the worst trend of the present time? Stupidity.
121. Beer or wine? NEITHER NONONONONO
123. You cant sleep. What do you do? Doodle.
124. Do you wear jewelry? The occasional necklace, wristbands sometimes.
125. What is your favorite smell? Sweat.
126. What was the best decade of the past century? I DUNNO.
127. Which is your favorite month of the year? October!
128. Do you smoke? NONONONONO
129. Do you drink? NONONONONO
130. What was your favorite subject in school? Art
131. What was your worst subject in school? Math
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? Touch.
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? Head and heart.
134. Do you truly know who you are? Only to an extent.
135. Are you superstitious? To an extent.
136. Are you sentimental? Somewhat.
137. How many times a day do you eat? One or none. Only more than that on the weekends or special occasions.
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? Detail
139. What is your favorite pie? Blueberry
140. Have you ever been close to death? Not outside of my mind.
141. Do you like roller coasters? FUCK NO
142. Apples or oranges? Apples
143. Are you hyperactive? Sometimes
144. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes, apparently.
145. What is your favorite holiday? Halloween!
146. Do you go to church? Pft, no.
147. At what age do you think you will be married? Never.
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? A foster home for the animals at shelters that they don't have room for.
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Never been in a relationship.
150. what is your weakness? I'm too friendly.
151.what was the last movie you saw that made you cry? Fluke. ;~; When he had to run to escape the pound-guy and leave his mom behind.. Ah, gawd, I sobbed so hard..
152.if you were a flavor of ice cream it would be? Cookies 'n Cream. :3
153. If hate were a flavor, what flavor would it be? The taste of freshly falling rain, because in its sorrow lies a certain sleeping malice.
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? Besides allergy meds, no, but I was close.
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? Yes.
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? I hate gum.
157. What is your favorite curse word? I don't curse much unless I'm really pissed, just got [physically] hurt really bad or joking around.
158. Do you have any birthmarks? There's a spot on my left palm.
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? AC!
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? Germany
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? Erm.. I dunno.
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Robin or something..?
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses.
165. How tall are you? 5' something.
166. How tall would you like to be? Taller than everyone else so that I could punt people who pissed me off.
167. Your current mood: REALLY TIRED. I bet it's from low blood-sugar due to NOT EATING. dgasdgodfm I hate myself right now. I was a lot more awake when I started this thing an hour ago.
168. Do you dress up for Halloween? Every year! I <3 Halloween because it's the only time of the year when my parents consent to me dressing like something I'm not.
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? Nope.
170. What is your favorite lucky charm? Black cats?
171. What color of shirt are you wearing? Black or dark blue.. I can't tell them apart right now.
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? I've never dated anyone.
173. Do your exes look alike? I've never dated anyone.
174. Do your exes act alike? I've never dated anyone.
175. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
176. What is your favorite kids movie? Almost all of my favorite movies are kids' movies.. Bambi II or Happy Feet, I guess.
177. Have you ever hallucinated? I thought I just saw something run across the floor, sometimes I hear things and I mistake things for things they aren't much more often than people I know. Sometimes it looks like the floor/ceiling is moving like the ocean/swirling. JUST A LITTLE, I THINK.
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? Wtf is with these repeated questions?
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? If this is repeated again, I'm gonna flip-out, I swear.
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? I've never dated anyone.
181. Would you want to be cloned? No thanks.
182. Have you ever peed in public? Nope.
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Optimist most of the time.
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? Figured it out.
185. Pancakes or waffles? Depends on my mood.
186. Are you on a diet? I'm on the "let's-not-eat" diet?
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Because the grass is a lie.
188. Do you always want what you can't have? No.
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? No.
190. Have you ever been arrested? No.
191. Can you cook? Sorta.
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? No.
193. Do you have any allergies? Pollen, cats.
194. Missouri or Missouraa: I dunno.
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? The primal meaning to have babies like crazed rabbits. That's what nature intends. I find it disgusting and thinks that there are too many people on the planet.
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? I normally daydream or focus on slowing my pulse.
197. What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? That they're relative and it depends on whose side you're talking to.
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? Spider or owl.
199. What does your power animal say to you? Spider because I have many legs and know which one to move when. I silently create a web and wait for my quarry to fall into it. By the time they realize what's going on, it's too late. Owl because I see things that others generally cannot. When I fly overhead, none can hear my wings beating to the rhythm of their destruction. Though I will most likely never strike in the physical realm, my wings will continue to beat until I can crush the skull of the insignificant creatures in some other form that will not end in my own demise. Yeah, I have problems that only emerge when I'm too tired/upset to cover them up.
200. End this survey with a quote: Screw quotes, here's a poem. One of my favorites, in fact.

The King of Owls
by Louise Erdrich

They say I am excitable! How could
I not scream? The Swiss monk’s tonsure
spun till it blurred yet his eyes were still.
I snapped my gaiter, hard, to stuff back

my mirth. Lords, he then began to speak.
Indus catarum, he said, presenting the game of cards
in which the state of the world is excellent described
and figured. He decked his mouth

as they do, a solemn stitch, and left cards
in my hands. I cast them down.
What need have I for amusement?
My brain’s a park. Yet your company

plucked them from the ground and began to play.
Lords, I wither. The monk spoke right,
the mealy wretch. The sorry patterns show
the deceiving constructions of your minds.

I have made the Deuce of Ravens my sword
falling through your pillows and rising,
the wing blades still running
with the jugular blood. Your bodies lurch

through the steps of an unpleasant dance.
No lutes play. I have silenced the lutes!
I keep watch in the clipped, convulsed garden.
I must have silence, to hear the messenger’s footfall

in my brain. For I am the King of Owls.
Where I float no shadow falls.
I have hungers, such terrible hungers, you cannot know.
Lords, I sharpen my talons on your bones.