So, I came up with this randomly while working. It's fucking stupid and fucking awesome at the same time. It's set to "Lady Red Light" by Great White, which can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD7GU3XNTSQ




After some work,I go to the fridge,
I get a need for food.
And my eyes droop down, I can't find that souffle,
What am I gonna do?
Too long without a meal,
Should not have skipped out on lunch.
My lady of snacks,
I'm going right for you.

I like fruit salad,
I'll eat a pear,
But when I need swiss cake rolls,
She's got a pack,
A pack to spare.

Little Debbie, stuff me tonight,
Lady's got a way to make that belt tight.
Little Debbie, stuff me tonight,
She really knows how to feed me.
Little Debbie.

An empty tummy, growls and grinds
Really need to go eat,
Oh corner cupboard.
I've made up my mind,
Who I need to see.

I like fruit salad,
I'll eat a pear,
But when I need swiss cake rolls,
She's got a pack,
A pack to spare.

Little Debbie, stuff me tonight,
Lady's got a way to make that belt tight.
Little Debbie, stuff me tonight,
She really knows how to feed me.
Little Debbie.

Little Debbie,
She knows how to feed me.