I'm just going to post some of the best quotes I've ever written down for characters of my own creation. Why? ... I don't know. They could come in handy one day!

Arc:
"He's a monkey... he'll shit and throw it at you!"
"They say that if you do this you’ll sprout wings and then be able to fly just like the spider monkeys!”
"They melt in your mouth and they jiggle on your hand!"
"You just want to lick 'em!... mmm, salty!"
"I'm not kidding, it's really small."
"Well, it's not everyday a topless woman shakes her knockers in front of my face!"
"Gooble, goble, gooble, goble!"
"See, it didn't hit you!"

Alvar/ Xovius:
“Forget it Xovius, just get yourself another unfaithful wife and start another relationship!”
“You’re having an affair with Xovius by accepting his money. That officially makes you one!”
“Please, you know you’re the only whore in my life!”
"I was just marking you with a burning piece of steel so wherever you are you can always think of me every time you see that burn mark shaped like a panther on your arm!”
"Did you saw the size of her breasts? Trust me, I did you a favor! There weren’t enough for one person to motorboat.”
"¿Cómo estas, señorita?"

Zoi Zenigata:
"Language!"
"You should be worrying about your students."
"I am not afraid of you... are you afraid of me?"
"Do not worry, if I wanted to publish that I would have done so a long time ago."
"What is the point of making people suffer if they do not live long enough to enjoy the display of pain?"

And that was some of the most memorable quotes from some of my most memorable characters from the story I'm currently writting. I hope you can use some of these in your daily basis!