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I'm so socially awkward not even bots want to talk to me.
13 years ago
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(6:16:58 PM) [Expunged]: Sooo what's up?
(6:17:11 PM) Blue Cactus: Woah hello there
(6:17:24 PM) [Expunged]: hello to you too
(6:17:33 PM) Blue Cactus: I come in peace
(6:17:44 PM) [Expunged]: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
(6:18:30 PM) Blue Cactus: Okay, who are you and what have you done to the real person behind that username?
(6:18:41 PM) [Expunged]: yes im real
(6:19:40 PM) Blue Cactus: Sounds suspicious.
(6:19:52 PM) [Expunged]: Cool... Well, my name is Gabby Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?
(6:20:08 PM) Blue Cactus: Very well.
(6:20:19 PM) [Expunged]: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ;)~
(6:21:58 PM) Blue Cactus: I prefer those that can dissect and solve complex mathematical equations.
(6:22:20 PM) Blue Cactus: Oh, I prefer cats.
(6:23:17 PM) Blue Cactus: I also like space.
(6:23:56 PM) Blue Cactus: I wish commercial space travel was readily available so I can just leave this planet already.
(6:24:21 PM) Blue Cactus: Spaaaaaaaaace
(6:24:30 PM) Blue Cactus: Hello?
(6:24:44 PM) Blue Cactus: Do you like space?
(6:25:28 PM) Blue Cactus: I wonder if cats like space.
I knew I should have gone with electrical engineering. Ladies love electrical engineering, right?
...Right?!
(6:17:11 PM) Blue Cactus: Woah hello there
(6:17:24 PM) [Expunged]: hello to you too
(6:17:33 PM) Blue Cactus: I come in peace
(6:17:44 PM) [Expunged]: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
(6:18:30 PM) Blue Cactus: Okay, who are you and what have you done to the real person behind that username?
(6:18:41 PM) [Expunged]: yes im real
(6:19:40 PM) Blue Cactus: Sounds suspicious.
(6:19:52 PM) [Expunged]: Cool... Well, my name is Gabby Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?
(6:20:08 PM) Blue Cactus: Very well.
(6:20:19 PM) [Expunged]: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ;)~
(6:21:58 PM) Blue Cactus: I prefer those that can dissect and solve complex mathematical equations.
(6:22:20 PM) Blue Cactus: Oh, I prefer cats.
(6:23:17 PM) Blue Cactus: I also like space.
(6:23:56 PM) Blue Cactus: I wish commercial space travel was readily available so I can just leave this planet already.
(6:24:21 PM) Blue Cactus: Spaaaaaaaaace
(6:24:30 PM) Blue Cactus: Hello?
(6:24:44 PM) Blue Cactus: Do you like space?
(6:25:28 PM) Blue Cactus: I wonder if cats like space.
I knew I should have gone with electrical engineering. Ladies love electrical engineering, right?
...Right?!
When I get an IM like that I like to slowly get more and more perverted until they give up. Most times they stop talking to me before I even have to start using fake kinks. Just my real ones are usually enough.
I've bored lots of people, but you managed to actually bore a chatbot... wat
XD