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Fuel me with rage!!! RAWR!!!
17 years ago
For those that don't know much about me as a furry, allow me to clear a few things up for you.
My character's name is Charlie Brooker and he is a walrus. I have a face like a pedophile walrus, so I may as well be one right?
Charlie likes nothing better than slobbing in front of the television and making sarcastic and cynical comments about everything he sees on it.
Charlie is just under six feet tall and weighs a bit more than he'd like. Which is okay because weight problems are treated for a bargain on the NHS. Charlie believes that morbid obesity, however, should actually be treated with one little dose of lead administered to the back of the patient's head. Lesser cases with a healthy beating and cases like me with a stern look before or after I unleash the biblical hell of my very own words into your fuck ugly ears.
So that's a little bit about me as a furry.
Pics are appreciated. Actually they're not. They're taken and used to scratch away at the shitty flecks that cover my hemorrhoids before setting them alight and using the ashes to dilute the drugs taken in a day by Pete Fuckface Doggertit and Lazy Whinewhore.
Actually, they really are appreciated. (puppy eyes)
Until later on,
Uncle Charlie.
My character's name is Charlie Brooker and he is a walrus. I have a face like a pedophile walrus, so I may as well be one right?
Charlie likes nothing better than slobbing in front of the television and making sarcastic and cynical comments about everything he sees on it.
Charlie is just under six feet tall and weighs a bit more than he'd like. Which is okay because weight problems are treated for a bargain on the NHS. Charlie believes that morbid obesity, however, should actually be treated with one little dose of lead administered to the back of the patient's head. Lesser cases with a healthy beating and cases like me with a stern look before or after I unleash the biblical hell of my very own words into your fuck ugly ears.
So that's a little bit about me as a furry.
Pics are appreciated. Actually they're not. They're taken and used to scratch away at the shitty flecks that cover my hemorrhoids before setting them alight and using the ashes to dilute the drugs taken in a day by Pete Fuckface Doggertit and Lazy Whinewhore.
Actually, they really are appreciated. (puppy eyes)
Until later on,
Uncle Charlie.
