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The Quiet Passing of the Incredible Self-Bricking Cell Phone
13 years ago
#!/bin/sh
printf "%s " "shouting into the void..."
( cat << HERE
printf "%s " "shouting into the void..."
( cat << HERE
Previously: The Incredible Self-Bricking Cell Phone Goes Postal
The third LG Accolade I've received (to replace problem phones) now has two serious problems. First, no one can hear me on it unless I hold it right up to my mouth and almost shout into it. The other problem is that it only gives three minutes' warning that the battery is dying before the phone shuts off. These aren't minor annoyances; they're major problems.
The conclusion regarding the LG Accolade: It earns accolades as the worst cell phone I have yet had the misfortune of owning.
The good news, such as it is, is that I'm eligible for a new phone in a little more than a month.
The third LG Accolade I've received (to replace problem phones) now has two serious problems. First, no one can hear me on it unless I hold it right up to my mouth and almost shout into it. The other problem is that it only gives three minutes' warning that the battery is dying before the phone shuts off. These aren't minor annoyances; they're major problems.
The conclusion regarding the LG Accolade: It earns accolades as the worst cell phone I have yet had the misfortune of owning.
The good news, such as it is, is that I'm eligible for a new phone in a little more than a month.
TheIceMan
~theiceman
Well at least you can get a new one soon.
ArielMT
~arielmt
OP
Up next: The Incredible Self-Bricking Cell Phone Rents an Office Space.
TheIceMan
~theiceman
Video that shit.
ArielMT
~arielmt
OP
You have until my next phone arrives to get a video camera, and don't let me forget to ask this Accolade the most important question it has ever heard: "Can you hear me NOW!"
TheIceMan
~theiceman
I have a cam so all good.I even have a baseball bat.
