Haven't done this in a while.
Stole it from  tarrot but don't tell her

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Yes, and didn't call in the morning.

Been arrested? — Nope, the law and I are one.

Kissed someone you didn't like? — Does it count if I don't like it now?

Slept in until 5 PM? — Yeah... feels like losing an entire day.

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Hah, never.

Held a snake? — ......... it doesn't count, does it?

Ran a red light? — I don't get the question, but I had a lot of red lights in my hand.

Been suspended from school? — Didn't even go to school

Experienced love at first sight? — Yes... oh nutella, you will never betray me.

Totaled your car in an accident? — I don't drive cars, a motorcicle maybe but not even crashed that one once

Been fired from a job? — Never actually getting fired, but the company I worked at went bankrupt

Fired somebody? — Yes, he burnt for all the night... bwhahahahahahhaha!

Sung karaoke? — No, and noone will ever make me. EVER

Pointed a gun at someone? — If you count "male" guns >_>

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Hahaha...yes thats another one of those 'long stories'

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Cola burns your nose badly

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Meh, the few times I seen snow hasn't been in the moment it actually snowed

Kissed in the rain? — Nope, but I did in the shower

Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Lucky on that part

Saw someone die? — Yup

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — I'm afraid not, fuck you childhood

Smoked a cigar? — Never, smoking is for bad peopleeeee

Sat on a rooftop? — Yeah

Smuggled something into another country? — Yes, I took stuff from the hotel at the US 8D

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Nah, I never wear clothes near water

Broken a bone? — I'm healthy as shit

Skipped school? — For all my life

Eaten a bug? — Scientific studies says you eat at least 3 spiders while sleeping.

Walked on a moonlit beach? — Oh yes, good old 24 of june

Ridden a motorcycle? — Yup, delivering pizzas

Dumped someone? — Never

Forgotten your anniversary? — Nope, never had one

Lied to avoid a ticket? — Hardly when you can't drive

Ridden in a helicopter? — I wish

Shaved your head? — Aparently telling the barber "Short hair" means "Ram that shaver around my head!"

Blacked out from drinking? — Haven't even drink a single drop of alcohol

Played a prank on someone? — We all have been kids sometime.

Hit a home run? — Baseball? What's that?

Felt like killing someone? — Yeah, he died before I could attempt lol

Cross-dressed? — You would love don't you.

Been falling-down drunk? — No - single - drop - of - alcohol

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yeah, right after they dumped me, is funny how a guild trip can be XD

Eaten snake? — Coronel? Is that you?

Marched/Protested? — Not my kind of thing.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — The beans jump what?

Puked on an amusement ride? — Hell no, I AM A MAN

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Bwhahahahahaha... no.

Knitted? — I AM A MAN

Been on TV? — No, unless it was a hidden cam

Shot a gun? — Paintball ones count?

Skinny-dipped? — I belive not

Given someone stitches? — Heh I never harmed anyone

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Whaaaaaaaaat?

Ridden a surfboard? — Nope

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Not straight nor gay

Had surgery? — Had one to save my right arm

Streaked? — Yup.

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nope, healthy as hell

Tripped on mushrooms? — There was once a fruit shop and I almost fall on the floor form a box of mushrooms

when NOT drinking? — Always

Peed on a bush? — When there is necesity, there is necesity

Donated Blood? — Nope, aparently I don't have the proper body weight for it. To bad, my blood is the universal one

Grabbed an electric fence? — Once when I was on this dinosaur park...

Eaten alligator meat? — This is not australia

Eaten cheesecake? — YES

Killed an animal when not hunting? — Flies count?

Peed your pants in public? — I have balls of steel

Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes.

Written graffiti? — Nope, unless you count crayons

Still love someone you shouldn't? — We allways have that faint memory

Think about the future? — Living the moment

Been in handcuffs? — Nope

Believe in love? — What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Bungee jump? — Want to try

Drowned? — No wonder I have bad skin color

Kicked some guy in his jewels? - Is their weak point

Ass faced? — Face ass

Ever had suicidal thoughts? — Nah, to coward for it