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It's hard being a pedophile walrus
17 years ago
For one, I only get to fuck fat kids. And even then it's on the beach where I'll most likely get sand stuck on my bell end.
I'll be much better off in a zoo where I can just just grab one of the little twats at random from the loving arms of their parents and rape the living shit out of the little cunts.
Another problem is that not only am I a fat bastard now, I always will be a fat shit. Of course, this is what happens when you spend all day watching television, making expensive TV-clip shows on BBC4 that are only good for the stoner kids of youtube and playing on GTA4 just so you can see how many different ways you can make a human body bounce from the bonnet of a car at different speeds.
Who says you don't get value for money on modern video games?
I'll be much better off in a zoo where I can just just grab one of the little twats at random from the loving arms of their parents and rape the living shit out of the little cunts.
Another problem is that not only am I a fat bastard now, I always will be a fat shit. Of course, this is what happens when you spend all day watching television, making expensive TV-clip shows on BBC4 that are only good for the stoner kids of youtube and playing on GTA4 just so you can see how many different ways you can make a human body bounce from the bonnet of a car at different speeds.
Who says you don't get value for money on modern video games?
