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The good and bad of being a tiger
17 years ago
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"I'm heading into the tear gass, dig in man hold your ground."
~The Nightwatchman, Union Song
~The Nightwatchman, Union Song
THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING A Siberian Tiger
1. Claws, You won't need knives to open plastic cases and what not, and if you are really skilled you could use em as sissors.
2. Awesome grace and balance. You could be a free runner no matter what.
3. The fur, no more coats/sweaters.
4. Incredible hearing, now I won't need to crank up my head phones to max to hear every note played by the guitarist.
5.Night vision. Hell yes. I can really have fun with that, especially with my nightshots.
6. The ability to eat meat raw. That is just fetching awesome.
7.Semi-stylish fur, stripes are pretty bad ass.
8. The nice stalking ablities, perfect for truthfull potraits.
9. Flexablity. That is pretty awesome in itself.
THE BAD THINGS ABOUT BEING A Siberian Tiger
1. Sleeply all the damn time.
2. The fur, durning the summer, that would suck.
3. You are a light wieght to pretty much everything, you could overdose on pain killers a lot easier.
4. The stylish fur, horizontal stripes make you look fat, and I don't need any more help with that.
5. Sensitive eyes, a camera flash could blind you for a half hour.
6. Hygene, yeah, you're gonna need shampoo, and lots of it.
7. The sensitive nose, you'd smell things with a lot more clarity, and at times it would suck, especally if some just let the biggest Broccoli Cheese Cassoral fart ever.
8. Hygene again, it will take forever to dry off.
9. Hygene, AGAIN, it would take forever to comb all that fur, and then it sheds, blech.
10. Sensitive ears, you'd have trouble getting to sleep.
1. Claws, You won't need knives to open plastic cases and what not, and if you are really skilled you could use em as sissors.
2. Awesome grace and balance. You could be a free runner no matter what.
3. The fur, no more coats/sweaters.
4. Incredible hearing, now I won't need to crank up my head phones to max to hear every note played by the guitarist.
5.Night vision. Hell yes. I can really have fun with that, especially with my nightshots.
6. The ability to eat meat raw. That is just fetching awesome.
7.Semi-stylish fur, stripes are pretty bad ass.
8. The nice stalking ablities, perfect for truthfull potraits.
9. Flexablity. That is pretty awesome in itself.
THE BAD THINGS ABOUT BEING A Siberian Tiger
1. Sleeply all the damn time.
2. The fur, durning the summer, that would suck.
3. You are a light wieght to pretty much everything, you could overdose on pain killers a lot easier.
4. The stylish fur, horizontal stripes make you look fat, and I don't need any more help with that.
5. Sensitive eyes, a camera flash could blind you for a half hour.
6. Hygene, yeah, you're gonna need shampoo, and lots of it.
7. The sensitive nose, you'd smell things with a lot more clarity, and at times it would suck, especally if some just let the biggest Broccoli Cheese Cassoral fart ever.
8. Hygene again, it will take forever to dry off.
9. Hygene, AGAIN, it would take forever to comb all that fur, and then it sheds, blech.
10. Sensitive ears, you'd have trouble getting to sleep.
Garreth
~kuntos
bats have more sensitive hearing......and are far more flexible hehehe *sticks tongue out playfully*
