"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually users. Every user on this internet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you furries do not.
You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every bandwith resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Furries beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith

Dunno why but I found its absolutely hillarious to write it out and change it to furries.