I did a shitload of these back in the day, so why not?

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?
Blindfold the leaves - Settlefish (I actually haven't listened to this song, so, I can't say. But it's a good song and the kind that I want to listen to, so okay!)

2. Will you get far in life?
Untitled 5 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (Sounds probable... I think...)

3. How do your friends see you?
My Journey to the Weed Den - Merchant Ships (They either think I'm a stoner, or someone who thinks a lot about life.)

4. Will you get married?
Danske - -:JFTH:- (Um... ... ... Someone please listen to this song in my gallery, and try to figure out if this is positive or negative, please... Please.)

5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Untitled 7 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (That is so smooth... I'm jealous, whoever my best friend is!)

6. What is the story of your life?
Syria's Lament - -:JFTH:- (Yes.)

7. What was high school like?
Monsters - William Bonney (Highschool wasn't actually too bad for me... Much better than grade school. Probably because I don't have a girlfriend from the highschools I went to.)

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Receiver - Lumber Lung (Path A: become a telemarketer. Path B: Be a strong independent (punk) woman and don't take no shit from any man! Also, don't get raped.)

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
You've Gone Away Enough - Comadre (... I must have terrible friends...)

10. What is in store for this weekend?
Replication is the Highest Form - Burns Out Bright (Being a part of a revolution that's selling exploitation? Or the opposite?)

11. To describe your grandparents?
Treebark, Cricket and Stone; Attornies at Law - Men As Trees (... wat?)

12. How is your life going?
Fürchtet Unsere Sanftmut - Dying In Motion (Um... Yes?)

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Come materia infinitia - Raein (That would be pretty nice, actually...)

14. How does the world see you?
It Doesn't take That Many Pills to Sleep Forever - Cross My Heart (I swear, people definitely think that I'm some crazy murder-suicidist.)

15. Will you have a happy life?
Head in the Sand - Pop Unknown (Maybe? Or maybe I have to make someone else happy to make myself happy?)

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Best to Keep Moving - Lumber Lung ("If we do nothing, we start falling apart, so when my body starts falling apart, I'll start screaming.")

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
All of Our Weed - Marrow (... wat?)

18. How can I make myself happy?
Inglend, part 3 - Last lungs

19. What should you do with your life?
Untitled 4 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (... Okey...)

20. Will you ever have children?
The Barnacle Beach - Settlefish (I dunno, but if I do, we'll have awesome adventures and games and shit, like "hopscotch around the yard")

21. What song would you strip to?
B-Rock - Pretty Lights (Knowing Pretty Lights and me...)

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
See You on the Other Side - Athletics (OH GOD, THAT'S GENUINE!)

23. What does your mom think of you?
Stuck in the God Damn Limbo - Salvage My Dream (... seems very right...)

24. What is your deep dark secret?
So Cold - Core3 (venom2034) (... ... ... ugh, why is it getting so personal now...)

25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Reborn in the Storm - End of April (Seems very fitting, seeing as how I can't stand a good 99% of metalcore.)

26. What's your personality like?
Textbook - Merlin the Friend (FUCK YES OH GOD SWEET JESUS THANK YOU I LOVE YOU MERLIN THE FRIEND IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST EVER OH GOD YES YES YES YES!!! "This textbook, TURN THE PAGE! If it's plastic, KILL YOUR SAGE!")

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Coffee, Hot Showers, and Hangovers - Merchant Ships (... I was thinking quite different, to be honest...)

28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Untitled 5 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (... Yes?)

29. What are your aspirations???
You Give Me Heartattacks - Sounds Like Violence (... wat?)

30. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Hubble - -:JFTH:- (A track I haven't uploaded for whatever reason, but either way, it's pretty spacey and weird, and I guess that's pretty accurate.)