if i were to meet you irl, can i snuggle you??

Certainly.

While we watch 5th Element.

How buff do you want to be?

Y'know, it would be nice to just be a bit thicker.

I'd rather have endurance than strength.

But I go for a balance, anyway.

What's your favorite color?
What do you think of "false people"?
Do you drink alcohol?
Can I come in your cave? :D
One thing that makes you happy?
One thing that makes you sad?

I appreciate all colors for different applications. But I do like purple. And teal.

If I understand your implied definition of 'false people' then I'd say eventually something bad enough happens to them in their lives where they gain a little self-awareness and maturity. Somewhere between ages 19 and 59.

I've had a beer before. It was terrible. I've had wine before. It was obligatory to the event. I've cooked with brandy. It was good. So no. I don't drink at all.

Keep out.

Efficiency. Liberty.

Wasted potential and people misunderstanding my intentions. Plus willful self-serving ignorance.

Before I die, I want to see your cave

Those may happen at the same time!

You can't kill me

Hefty

Can't tell if he asked about what kind of penis you like, or your penis.

I think he just likes saying the word.

Well... Who can blame him?

Do you want a hug, kind sir?

I'm good, thanks! Maybe later.

Sexy times?

I'm gettin' way too old for that crap.

I figured since I replied on one thing, I may as well ask something.

Within all of us
Is an element preferred
Preytell, what is yours?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG1TK6PdeVM

Hm. Excellent choice. It certainly surprised me, so you sir, are in your element.

what would Arath do
Waking to find out he had
Grown more overnight?

What else would he do
If his growth continu-ed
Throught the whole day?

Well. It might be a tumor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

But if it's naht a tooma then I would crash & smash my way over to your place to show off. Then try to find out how to be normal 9-foot tall Arath again.

I'd relieve your pressure, by then it would probably be by a means not consentual or gentle in the least.

*facepaw*

*laughs*