So fucking, long story short - me and a group of friends get a shit load of beer, dip over to the park, and proceed to frolic and get shitty.

At about 4:00 am we drive back to a friend's house to crash for the night, said friend ( who has been out of his face and belligerent for the majority of the night) passes out immediately on his bed.

An hour later, me and my friends Crass and Will are chilling watching Silence of the Lambs or some shit, when Greg ( guy who passed out) whips out his junk and pisses all over the floor, narrowly missing Crass' face, all the while mumbling " stupid bitch, I know you want me but you're gonna have to wait till later"

After recovering, we drag the futon and all our shit to the other side of the room and continue watching T.V

I'm a little messed up right now and I haven't slept in two days so I'm not sure how much sense I'm making - but I assure you, it was very epic.

Greg's new name is Piddles, btw.