A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. After having it towed to the garage, the mechanic said "Go on in to town and come back this afternoon and we should have it fixed."
Heeding this advice, the penguin waddles down main street. Being in the desert, he decides to stop in and have something at the soda shop. He walks up to the counter and asks the soda jerk for a vanilla ice cream cone with three scoops. He gets his ice cream, pays the man, and leaves. Since he only has flippers, he has to grab the cone with both flippers to eat it. He takes it outside and begins eating it but it is so hot it begins to melt all over him. By the time he reaches the mechanic, he has white vanilla ice cream all over him. He walks into the garage and the mechanic says "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal." and the penguin replies "No, no, it's just ice cream."