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Mammaaaaaaaaa...
13 years ago
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I AINT HERE
Mammaaaaaaaa
Just Killed a Frooogggg
Put a tire against his head,
pulled my break and now he's dead
Mammaaaaaa
His Life had just beguuuunnn
But now I've gone and thrown it aaaalllll awaaaaay
MAMMAAAAAAA
OOOooOOOoooOOOOOOO
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM DIE
HE WON'T BE BACK AGAIN TODAY OR TOMORROW
CARRY ON CARRY ON
But it doesn't really matter...
Too late!
His time is done!
Send shivers down my spine
See his body all over the lawn
Goodbyyyye, Lil' Froggy!
You've got to goooooo
Gotta leave it all behind as I faaaaace the truuuuth
MAMMAAAAAAA
OOOooOOOoooOOOOOOO
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM DIE
SOMETIMES WISH HE DIDN'T CROSS THE ROAD AT ALL
*Froggy Eulogy Guitar Solo*
My god, I've never laughed so hard as I came up with most of this on the spot last night when 
and I went out to go help 
and 
with their car
I'm pretty sure you can guess what happened. It was pouring and I mean POURING rain last night and there were frogs everywhere all over the road. We missed most of them, but....one reeeeally didn't quite make it. This song came on and...well, I started adlibbing it about the poor frog.
There will be comics that go with this, I assure you.
Then I couldn't stop laughing.
Goodbye sir frog! Your life hath given enjoyment to many- which elevateth thine amphibious self above other frogs- even though twas but the ending of thy life that done it.
Speaking of which, I began listening to "Death on Two Legs (Dedicated To...)" :3
Yeah, I konw... toads are not frogs... but the general idea is there.
i tried singing this, but kinda sounds like this "sdfbgerndfb dzsbrbsdv werf sv" when i cant stop laughing lmao!!!