WARNING: Rant below. It's most likely irrelevant to you, but it felt nice to let it all out. So IF you've a love of reading passionate/angry words, dig in. If not, see ya around when I start posting about how nice it is to get my first paycheck ^_^




So you may remember that a month or so ago, I wrote a really emo journal about some girl who'd lied to me, broken my heart, made me give up my boyfriend, blah blah blah. I might have also mentioned that during the time I spoke with her, it was pretty much her practice to invent some atrocity any time I wasn't paying attention to her. Someone was hunting her, this, such and such was terminal, and once she even said that she'd been raped.

Well today she was telling me that drug dealers were after her, and then she made some mysterious reference to "them." Well god knows who "they" are but she said that because I'd "guilted" her to the point that she spoke about "them," "they" were going to come and find her and kill her.

So I asked her who "they" were and sure enough, you guessed it, Zane and Vincent. The two men she made up who were so desperately in love with me. For real. And do you wanna know the best part? They're fucking vampires.

Naturally, I did what I should have done last year and called her out as the lying bitch she is. So lo and behold, the next text that comes is all about how "Glad you can take so much enjoyment insulting a woman I just killed. Enjoy your blah blah blah blah blah."

And then, get his, he calls me stupid... for refusing to believe in something I have no proof of. "You're totally a dumbass because you say that there aren't any vampires because you don't have any evidence that vampires do/don't exist, dehurhurhur."

Christ alive, is it even WORTH pointing out that the Affirmative opponent is supposed to bear the burden of truth at this point?

And then "he" continues to besiege my phone with personal insult after personal insult. Almost as if he had something against me. And apparently I'm supposed to just believe that a hitman would take the time to pick up his victim's phone and carry on a lengthy text argument to insult someone his victim had issues with.

So anyway, still being a tad skeptic about the "vampire" I was texting, I said that I knew it was her, I wasn't buying her bullshit, and that I would enjoy jacking off as I pictured the rivulets of tears running down her ugly fat face once I'd blocked her number. Didn't really read the reply, but it had something to do with "leave me be" at the end so I suppose she bought it.

I can't actually block texts on my phone, you see, but she doesn't know that so with any luck she's going to give up now. I've got a sinking feeling I'll be hearing from her again tomorrow, though. She's a persistent little cunt.

Now, what breaks my heart (... nope, couldn't keep a straight face XD) about all of this is that, when I finally told her that I forgave her, she PROMISED me that she would never lie to me again. Well obviously, she did lie to me anyway, one way or the other. So she managed to lie to me successfully again in that I actually hoped there was some trace of humanity in her.

But nope. Black-hearted bitch to the core. Guess some people just never change.

Now, obviously there are a number of things wrong with her story. For one thing, her hitman, who had taken her phone was telling me to leave him alone. And I could go on and on listing equally fucking retarded flawed points in her story, but I think I'd best leave it here for the night.

Right, well all of this has really helped me to blow off some steam. Enjoy the rest of your nights.