With Skunktember almost over, this means in just a little over a week the most glorious month that ever monthed is upon us all. I am speaking of the most regal time known as FOXTOBER.

It is the month where foxes are celebrated and should be celebrated by all!

Houses are told to give candy or be faced with mischief. Foxpaw black is a highly acceptable color to wear. Everybody starts to snuggle as it gets colder and scary things are on t.v. Sugar is found in crazy high abundance! Silliness and dressing up are appreciated!

And as I always say, even Mother Nature steps up and recognizes! As a reminder, all trees for the month shall turn shades of FOXES. Cherry red, golden yellows, chocolatey brown, and last and definitely not least fiesta orange!

So get ready to come and celebrate this month of vulpiney mischief with us foxes! Tailfur shall be snugged and ears petted.




*NOTE* Any who dare disagree shall face the penalty of being tossed into a vat of steel and melted down into horseshoes and affixed to the fattest of horses who shall be given tap-dancing lessons on the cold, hard pavement. This includes all who dare speak it as any other month. Doubly to any skunk unless they want to see Sheptember next year overtake their festivities from now on. *cackles and whisker twirls*