I saw a submmision by foxmongler311LP and literally gagged on the foul taste of bullshit. Below is a text representation of their submission and my opinion of what each means. Had a little help from the DragonComedian on this one.

Warning:
Being a furry may have the following side effects

- Friendliness.
But only to the people that don't speak their mind about the fact that you wank off to pictures of Tails the fox from the Sonic games.

- Having an open mind.
Provided you complain that people who don't mongle dogs are closed-minded.

- Expansion of the imagination.
Which is really an excuse to add another cock into what is clearly porn of kids cartoons.

- Unforseen friendships.
With the pedophiles that submit to the baby fur section.

- Raised good attitudes.
I hate every fucker. Might not be a "good" attitude, but it's the fucking best one.

- Less stress.
Because we all know that furries are always smiling and not the falsely suicidal, self-diagnostic hypochondriac walking bitchfests that everyone sees on a daily basis.

- Spiritual connections.
This is really just an excuse to pretend that masturbating to pictures of people's pets is okay because you have added the word "kin" into your vocabulary.

- Philosophical views.
Actually, this is what you call any sentence you type that has a eithe no cursives or a word longer than seven letters. Kind of like the previous fucking sentence.

- Increased fun.
I agree with this one. Masturbation is fun.

- Increased artistry skills.
Actually it shoud say "artistic", but that's not the point. What it really means is that you'll get better at drawing a phallus into every picture.

- Getting to know yourself.
Unless you're suffering from amnesia, you already do know yourself you thick cunts.

- Getting away from your troubles.
By incorporating suicidal tendencies into your behaviour. I can think of nineteen teenagers down Bridgend that have recently got away from their troubles.

- Charitable opportunities.
And how to take advantage of them. Commenting in people's journals when they're offering freebies, for one.

- Insight to others.
Which is the realisation that everyone else is just as deluded as you.

- Warm fuzzy feeling inside and out.
Another way of saying "orgasm".

- Renewed hope in life.
After failing all of your exams because you spent all of your time in lesson doodling pictures of humanoid animals or looking at them on the internet you take an interest in writing and call it a fresh start, only to return into the porn hell you came from and write pornographic TF or Yiff stories without even realisng that you're just a fucking hypocrit like the rest of humanity.

- New ambitions.
See: Renewed hope in life.

- A reason to live.
A reason to have another wank tomorrow.

- A new relationship; in some cases leading to love.
A false internet relationship which follows the same route as a pedophile grooming a pree-teen little shit. You'll meet up after six months only to be drugged in their flat, dragged into the woods and be raped by several haggard elderly men, dressed up like a Sado-Masochist Alsatian gimp.

- Rejuvination of the soul.
Unless this has something to do with dusting off some old Louis Armstrong tapes, I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to mean. Probably some furry version of Feng Shui.

- Setting personal goals to meet.
Like getting a girlfriend/life/job/friends.

- Improving your character; fictional and real-life.
Proving to your (if any) real life friends that you aren't a completely hopeless reject of society that has an unhealthy obsession with animals and an anti-social approach to those less fortunate than your self.

- An outlet of your feelings; often of anger, depression or caring.
Two out of three isn't bad.

- Having a new sense of balance.
Like when your parents find out that you spend all day pretending to be a wolf and take away your internet and force you to get a part-time job in a caring effort on their part for you to get out of your sweaty bedroom and experience the great outdoors for a change. Even if it is as a sandwich maker at Subway.

- Learning more about yourself.
Like how you repeat your self when you make an effort to try and make positive points about your self. Don't believe me, then scroll up this entry and see how similar it looks to the words "getting to know yourself".

- Renewed self confidence.
Only for it to be dragged back down into depression when you realised that you've woken up yet again.

- Discovering new gifts you have.
Like the ability to lie and decieve others into thinking you're not a complete dickhead all of the time.

- And much much more.
Which is quite regrettable.