"Came to a sudden halt when I encountered Dragon Slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough. I managed to survive for a grand total of 15 seconds before I was skewered, shocked, and then sat on by the fat one after it smashed my head through my tummy with it's massive fuck-off hammer. Finding myself back at the bonfire, I proceeded to summon Solaire, aka Sunbro, and charged back into the fray. Of course, I neglected to account for the fact that I'm squishy as all hell and again was sat on by the smiling fat bastard.

I called the pair Biggie Smalls after the first encounter, but I'm now referring to this tag team of terror as THE ASSHOLE BRIGADE."

Seriously, fuck these two. There's about 18 levels of bullshit going on here in this fight and I'm not pleased with ANY OF IT.