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Pokémon Meme
13 years ago
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Use this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php
(leave everything as it is hit "Generate" then hit back and repeat for each number. Thus giving you a random pokemon)
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#429 - Mismagius (yay, my best friend is a ghost)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#338 - Solrock (the sun is my boss.. dafuq?)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#601 - Klinklang (spinning metal gears)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#110 - Weezing (poisoning to death!)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#648 - Meloetta (a legendary mother-in-law!)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#336 - Seviper (no blowjobs for me, that's for sure)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#642 - Thundurus (I dated the god of thunder? lol)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#97 - Hypno (no, no, no, no, no, NO!! Hypno? The one from the creepy pasta? oh god)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#214 - Heracross (my bones will be crushed Dx)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#52 - Meowth (friggin cat, give me back my food!!)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#185 - Sudowoodo (wood...)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#148 - Dragonair (a long blue dildo? lmao)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#125 - Electabuzz (wow, shocking!)
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#646 - Kyurem (White) (impressive, I'm a legend killer)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#501 - Oshawatt (aww, an otter following me forever)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#106 - Hitmonlee (kung fu stories I assume?)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#58 - Growlithe (yay, doggy pet for me!)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#404 - Luxio (that could be painful O.o)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#624 - Pawniard (so I dream of metal? nice I guess)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#583 - Vanillish (ice cream <3)
21. This pokemon represents you.
#477 - Dusknoir (so I'm dead)
(leave everything as it is hit "Generate" then hit back and repeat for each number. Thus giving you a random pokemon)
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#429 - Mismagius (yay, my best friend is a ghost)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#338 - Solrock (the sun is my boss.. dafuq?)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#601 - Klinklang (spinning metal gears)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#110 - Weezing (poisoning to death!)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#648 - Meloetta (a legendary mother-in-law!)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#336 - Seviper (no blowjobs for me, that's for sure)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#642 - Thundurus (I dated the god of thunder? lol)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#97 - Hypno (no, no, no, no, no, NO!! Hypno? The one from the creepy pasta? oh god)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#214 - Heracross (my bones will be crushed Dx)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#52 - Meowth (friggin cat, give me back my food!!)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#185 - Sudowoodo (wood...)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#148 - Dragonair (a long blue dildo? lmao)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#125 - Electabuzz (wow, shocking!)
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#646 - Kyurem (White) (impressive, I'm a legend killer)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#501 - Oshawatt (aww, an otter following me forever)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#106 - Hitmonlee (kung fu stories I assume?)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#58 - Growlithe (yay, doggy pet for me!)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#404 - Luxio (that could be painful O.o)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#624 - Pawniard (so I dream of metal? nice I guess)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#583 - Vanillish (ice cream <3)
21. This pokemon represents you.
#477 - Dusknoir (so I'm dead)
dafuq did I just read? lol
Unrelated question! What do you think of Jinouga's official english name? I still prefer to call that fucker Jinouga >.>
Fuck that.
Still gonna call it Jinouga.
Jinouga all the fucking way!
(leave everything as it is hit "Generate" then hit back and repeat for each number. Thus giving you a random pokemon)
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#567 - Archeops (looks scarey, should i be scared?)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#65 - Alakazam (how do i begin to impress him?)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#518 - Musharna (yay brainiac)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#462 - Magnezone (OVNI!!)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#131 - Lapras (aww nessy i didn't know you were related now)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#494 - Victini (awwww little guy)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#634 - Zweilous (he accused me of seeing someone else... like his brother)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#342 - Crawdaunt (RUN.AWAY.NOW)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#413 - Wormadam (is it cute? i hope it's cute)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#376 - Metagross (mai cheeez caik.... leave it be)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#416 - Vespiquen (oh my god please save meeeeeeee)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#406 - Budew (leave my mommy alone)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#116 - Horsea (too cute to let him in)
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#601 - Klinklang (well i'm pretty good at killing technology)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#299 - Nosepass (getting a devorce from him then)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#550 - Basculin (uuum is it a scarey story? i like those)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#397 - Staravia (penguin?)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#454 - Toxicroak(never going to the dentist EVER again)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#399 - Bidoof (i dream of beavers?)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#413 - Wormadam (thus is how we met to cuddle)
21. This pokemon represents you.
#548 - Petilil (wat? O.o)