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i am selling Avon
13 years ago
I am selling Avon.
Lwolfbane
~lwolfbane
Knock on my actual door and I'll buy.
tyger_the_tigerwolf
~tygerthetigerwolf
OP
i have a website.
Lwolfbane
~lwolfbane
Door or no deal
tyger_the_tigerwolf
~tygerthetigerwolf
OP
i have this fear of doorknobs and door mats. I could go in a window.
Lwolfbane
~lwolfbane
Knock on the door, no knob needed for that, and out mat is INSIDE the house. Besides, if you came into the house, you'd get hit on.
legitdood
~legitdood
creepy....
Lwolfbane
~lwolfbane
It's true, my step-dad seems to hit on Avon ladies.
legitdood
~legitdood
Oh I get it... Clever.
Lwolfbane
~lwolfbane
No, not clever, still creepy. Of course, so is assuming someone needs something to smell good so you go to their HOUSE and demand they smell it.
