Eh bored so I kind of stole this meme from  Sirnight777

Use this pkmn generator http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php
(leave everything as it is hit "Generate" then hit back and repeat for each number. Thus giving you a random pokemon)


1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#308 Medicham (Cool. Always liked fighting types.)

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#646 - Kyurem (Well.........fuck....)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#64 - Kadabra (Sweet! Easy A! :D)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#283 - Surskit (Wut....)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#117 - Seadra (Okay....... She already looks like she wants to kill me.... >.>)

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#594 - Alomomola (......eh I can live with that....)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#379 - Registeel (Wow.... I have a knack for making legendaries pissed off at me don't I?)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#625 - Bisharp (I guess I shouldn't have cut her off!)

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#83 - Farfetch'd (okay as long as she keeps that stick where I can see it...)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#269 - Dustox (Damn it Dustox!! >:O)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#383 - Groudon (That could explain it felt like BURNING HOT MAGMA last night.)

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#378 - Regice (You cold heart son of a bitch.....)

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#167 - Spinarak (I have never been more afraid of spiders before now....)

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#123 - Scyther (Why!!!!!! Why did it had to be Scyther!!! T.T)

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#124 - Jynx (....Oh joy.....)

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#356 - Dusclops (And now I will have nightmares....)

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#597 - Ferroseed (Eh only bad thing is when it tries to give me hugs.)

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#601 - Klinklang (Oh fuck....... I'm dead....)

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#363 - Spheal (it's cute but lol nope. Also lol 363...)

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#163 - Hoothoot (Wow.. for a second I was afraid it was going to be another legendary.)

21. This pokemon represents you.
#315 - Roselia (Are you serious? *looks at him* Seriously?!)