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Pokemon MEME
13 years ago
Found it on a journal, might as well do it myself.
First you must use this random pokemon generator ----> http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php (I narrowed my research to the Kanto Pokedex, you can use it as you see fit)
And then anwser the questions below.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Golem (A sturdy fellow indeed ^^)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Blastoise (If I manage to get his feelings out of the shell maybe.)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Venusaur (My partner or my experiment, hard to tell...)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Meowth (I'm not surprized one bit!)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Dodrio (Three mouths? 0_o)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Omanyte (I'm gonna die a virgin)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Tentacool (And for a good reason if I might ad, no hands, no feet, no mouth and still being able to boss you around, no thanks)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Porygon (You said "walking" or "sitting on my PC doing nothing"?)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Gengar (Aww that's so cute, I guess???)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Diglett (Let him have it, I dont like cheesecake)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Seaking (He must have been horny, huh, you get it?)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Seadra (You ***** *** **********, nobody bangs my mom, not even my dad!)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Raticate (When he is in there tell him to look for a guy named "Jackie Jr." they gonna have a lot to talk about.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Tentacruel (And nothing of value was lost!)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Dugtrio (My life has hitted rock-bottom, and then she started digging)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Poliwag (Aww, that would be so sweet if I was not a grown-up man allready, thanks for the concern though.)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Kingler (Cool, I can send him to pinch those I dont like)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Lickitung (Eh, it could work)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Haunter ("Dream" they said, "every day" they said...)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Cloyster (I seriously dont wanna know.)
21. This pokemon represents you
Eevee (Heh, I'm cute ^^.)
First you must use this random pokemon generator ----> http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php (I narrowed my research to the Kanto Pokedex, you can use it as you see fit)
And then anwser the questions below.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Golem (A sturdy fellow indeed ^^)
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Blastoise (If I manage to get his feelings out of the shell maybe.)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Venusaur (My partner or my experiment, hard to tell...)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Meowth (I'm not surprized one bit!)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Dodrio (Three mouths? 0_o)
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Omanyte (I'm gonna die a virgin)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Tentacool (And for a good reason if I might ad, no hands, no feet, no mouth and still being able to boss you around, no thanks)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Porygon (You said "walking" or "sitting on my PC doing nothing"?)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Gengar (Aww that's so cute, I guess???)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Diglett (Let him have it, I dont like cheesecake)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Seaking (He must have been horny, huh, you get it?)
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Seadra (You ***** *** **********, nobody bangs my mom, not even my dad!)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Raticate (When he is in there tell him to look for a guy named "Jackie Jr." they gonna have a lot to talk about.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Tentacruel (And nothing of value was lost!)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Dugtrio (My life has hitted rock-bottom, and then she started digging)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Poliwag (Aww, that would be so sweet if I was not a grown-up man allready, thanks for the concern though.)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Kingler (Cool, I can send him to pinch those I dont like)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Lickitung (Eh, it could work)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Haunter ("Dream" they said, "every day" they said...)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Cloyster (I seriously dont wanna know.)
21. This pokemon represents you
Eevee (Heh, I'm cute ^^.)
My favorite one is, from afar, Muk ! I love him so much. I'm in love for sticky stuffs.
I have to may favorites to choose from but my top 10 are:
10.Nidoqueen
9.Kangaskhan
8.Tangela
7.Gardevoir
6.Dragonair
5.Loppuny
4.Mewtwo
3.Lapras
2.Pikachu
1.Latias
3. Charizard
2. Slugma / Volcaropod
1. Grimer / Muk
I also like several pokemons such as Gastrodon, Arbok, Octillery, Tentacruel, Feraligatr, Tauros, Sceptile, Miltank, Scyther, Ariados, Kecleon, Cradily and Hippowdon.
You could lick at Muk's foot. ^^
Only on notes here though, ok? You can start.
Pick up a pokemon who can deal warm licks in order to make Muk melt and stick. ^^
By the way, do you know what the french name of Muk is ? It's Grotadmorv, a contraction for “gros tas de morve”, that means “huge pile of snot”.
So I'm gonna play a normal Muk, for our first RP.