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Which Ring of Hell are you Going to?
13 years ago
It must be emphasized that:
We are not an official Church of Satan group. We are not here on behalf of the Church of Satan. We are not a "Satanic Community."
We are a group on FurAffinity that are made up of individuals who follow the Church of Satan and the works of Anton LaVey. I apologize for the lack of updates. My work schedule has bogged me down. I've got a few journals on the back-burner, but, until then, why don't we try something fun?
I'm a big fan of Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy. I found a quiz that tells you which ring of hell you're likely to go to, and describes that ring in detail.
I'm hoping this will open up some dialogue: what does this say about Christianity's opinion of humanity? Would this be preferable to the dullness in heaven? How might Dante's interpretation of hell differ from your own?
But, mostly, this is just for shits and giggles. :P
TAKE THE QUIZ HERE.
SEE MY RESULTS AND MY JOURNAL HERE.
I'm a big fan of Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy. I found a quiz that tells you which ring of hell you're likely to go to, and describes that ring in detail.
I'm hoping this will open up some dialogue: what does this say about Christianity's opinion of humanity? Would this be preferable to the dullness in heaven? How might Dante's interpretation of hell differ from your own?
But, mostly, this is just for shits and giggles. :P
TAKE THE QUIZ HERE.
SEE MY RESULTS AND MY JOURNAL HERE.
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Well then....
From highest to lowest chances for me is 2, 6, 3/9, 5/7/8, 1/4, purgatory
Gaurded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzuVVVid-A0
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
I also had "Extreme" scores on the other ones, but this is the one I got. :P
Try not to bring down the roof, all you sixers. =P
Note though that Dante was a poet and not a theologian. He wrote about people he didn't like and how they get tortured in hell. Therapeutic really. In the bible though, hell is never described in detail. In traditional canon, hell is more akin to Sheol, the Jewish underworld, or realm of the dead. And heaven was merely a closeness to god while hell was distance from god. In fact there is little evidence to suggest that there was an afterlife in Judaism at all, with heaven and hell represented by how you are perceive upon death, whether good or bad. We have to remember that Dante's work is a very elaborate piece of fiction, and that an idea, while popular, is not made true by popularity.