I could bore you all with the common stream of questions that I'm pretty sure you don't give a Rats hairy hind end about...or make you a simple guarantee...not a promise mind you, but a reputation dependent, iron clad matter of fact. To be fair, some of you in attendance do not know of me, thats about to change.

"I will ab-so fucking lute-ly wreck this con...take no prisoners...and offer no apologies."

You stand advised...feel free to aid me in this most noble of quests...bitches.
See you amateurs in a few HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!