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Welp. Fuck this.
13 years ago
So apparently the only credit card I have has spent 3 grand yesterday on:
A ps3, a vita, an Ipad, an Iphone 5, and at least a dozen games for both the Sony systems.
So I called the places the card was used and asked them to describe the person who used my card, having a hunch it was a certain someone. Thank you, Gamestop employee who doesn't ask for photo ID when someone uses a credit card. You seriously have a job in retail?
Anyways, turns out that the description fit a certain ex-friend of mine who only stopped being my friend because I wouldn't smoke weed with him. I didn't hold it against him that he smoked it, I just didn't want to. For years after he started, whenever he came back from Boston he avoided me because I didn't smoke or drink. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3273986/ <A description of the friend in question.
So I call him and he answers:
"Hey man. What're you up to? I'm down to smoke now."
"Oh, really?! Well, I'm just playing Mass Effect on my PS3."
"I thought you sold your ps3 for pot and to help pay for Boston."
"Oh yeah, but I got it at Gamestop yesterday. I just made a huge deal!"
"Did you get it at the Del Amo Mall?"
"Yeah!"
"12:40 p.m.?"
"Uh... I think so."
"You know, dude. Someone used my credit card to buy a ps3 and a vita at that exact same time and the employee described them, and it sounded like someone who looked like you."
"Uh...."
"Did you use my credit card? Seriously? Is this because you're mad at me for not smoking or drinking with you?"
"Yeah man, and I'm kinda tight on money ri-"
"So you stole my credit card?!"
He hung up.
Welp.
Gotta think of how to get him back.
-UPDATE-
With numerous fast food bombings, telling his grandmother who is now apparently crying frantically, calling some police officer friends of mine to go and screw around with him, and him crying and telling me not to do press charges, I feel pretty good.
Still not enough.
A ps3, a vita, an Ipad, an Iphone 5, and at least a dozen games for both the Sony systems.
So I called the places the card was used and asked them to describe the person who used my card, having a hunch it was a certain someone. Thank you, Gamestop employee who doesn't ask for photo ID when someone uses a credit card. You seriously have a job in retail?
Anyways, turns out that the description fit a certain ex-friend of mine who only stopped being my friend because I wouldn't smoke weed with him. I didn't hold it against him that he smoked it, I just didn't want to. For years after he started, whenever he came back from Boston he avoided me because I didn't smoke or drink. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3273986/ <A description of the friend in question.
So I call him and he answers:
"Hey man. What're you up to? I'm down to smoke now."
"Oh, really?! Well, I'm just playing Mass Effect on my PS3."
"I thought you sold your ps3 for pot and to help pay for Boston."
"Oh yeah, but I got it at Gamestop yesterday. I just made a huge deal!"
"Did you get it at the Del Amo Mall?"
"Yeah!"
"12:40 p.m.?"
"Uh... I think so."
"You know, dude. Someone used my credit card to buy a ps3 and a vita at that exact same time and the employee described them, and it sounded like someone who looked like you."
"Uh...."
"Did you use my credit card? Seriously? Is this because you're mad at me for not smoking or drinking with you?"
"Yeah man, and I'm kinda tight on money ri-"
"So you stole my credit card?!"
He hung up.
Welp.
Gotta think of how to get him back.
-UPDATE-
With numerous fast food bombings, telling his grandmother who is now apparently crying frantically, calling some police officer friends of mine to go and screw around with him, and him crying and telling me not to do press charges, I feel pretty good.
Still not enough.
1. Take out bombed his house.
2. Called his grandmother and told her about his smoking problems she never knew about.
3. Told my dad who has a past in law (So does almost everyone in my family) and we're debating actually arresting him or pranking him and videotaping it.
have him suffer from the booty bandits in whatever jail hes going to.