POTATOES! How does that shit even work!? Ever leave them in the cabinet too long and they sprout fucking roots? Whaaaadaaafuuuuck!? It's just a weird flavorless apple like thing that has a dirty looking skin and somehow by some weird bullshit it sprouts roots! From seemingly nothing. I'm sorry, I just needed to put something like this under the microscope. It genuinely blows my mind.

Oh and HA at you! ...Thinking this would be some rant about furry drama! There's more important things to be worried about like how potatoes can just... EXIST!