Because the US and the UK would work together! :D

They sank my battleship

This wouldn't have happened if you were Japanese, now would it?

You would have been all: AOOOOO BATTLESHIP YAMATO BITCHES, WHAT'S THAT? MORE SHIPS, FUCK YOUR SHIPS THAT WHY.

That's okay, the AI is almost as bad at the game as I am, so I think I might be able to push pretty hard into the Soviets. I've taken one of their smaller production facilities already and they don't have any forces near enough to counterattack. I just hope the Western Allies wait a little bit longer to start their push.

Hah, at least you're on equal ground. Sounds like the whole world is against you however, what do you have that they want? :D

France

I'm gonna fucking kill you, FRANCE IS MINE YOU FUZZY LITTLE PANSY!

Actually, so far it's mine :v

I'mma cut you.

why would you do that?

Because you have my France :I

You left it wide open though. I mean with all those fortifications you built. How was I supposed to know it was yours?

I'mma cut you.

Burgle. Been trying to get that game to run on my pc, but Win7 is having issues with it, and it won't run.

there there *hugs*