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Urban Dictionary Meme
13 years ago
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Immortal_Vanguard
Go to urbandictionary.com and answer the following simple questions.
1.) Your name?
Courtney
-noun
1. The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Courtney has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is the reason why I believe in love.
2. Another word for perfection.
3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
(User comment: O_O Am nooooootttt!!!!!!)
2.) Your age?
20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
3.) One of your friends?
Ginnie
An extremely hot chick usually with huge boobs who likes to show them off. Also has platinum pussy and is admired by other women. Known to break the hearts of men after she has used them.
(User comment: Awww she's not *that* mean <3)
4.) What should you be doing?
Packing
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
(User comment: Eeyup...)
5.) Favorite color?
Pink
A word girls wear written across their butts.
(User comment: I don't wear pink across my butt o.o)
6.) Birthplace?
Baltimore
Baltimore is the greatest city on earth. Sure its a little dirty, but thats a city for ya. What's there not to love. Going north on 95 at night there isnt a prettier sight. The neon Nati Boh, Domino sugar, and Philip's signs are great. The inner harbor and power plant live. There has to be something great about the city for row houses to sell for upwards of 300,000. And whats not to love about patterson park. And sure theres crime. But it's concentrated. Its not smart to wander onto north ave or greenmont street at night. All i can say is i love baltimore and anyone who bashes Bmore has probably never been here.
(User Comment: WOO!!!)
7.) Month of your birth?
July
The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
9.) One of your nicknames?
Patchy
Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.
If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.
There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
Immortal_VanguardGo to urbandictionary.com and answer the following simple questions.
1.) Your name?
Courtney
-noun
1. The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Courtney has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is the reason why I believe in love.
2. Another word for perfection.
3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
(User comment: O_O Am nooooootttt!!!!!!)
2.) Your age?
20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
3.) One of your friends?
Ginnie
An extremely hot chick usually with huge boobs who likes to show them off. Also has platinum pussy and is admired by other women. Known to break the hearts of men after she has used them.
(User comment: Awww she's not *that* mean <3)
4.) What should you be doing?
Packing
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
(User comment: Eeyup...)
5.) Favorite color?
Pink
A word girls wear written across their butts.
(User comment: I don't wear pink across my butt o.o)
6.) Birthplace?
Baltimore
Baltimore is the greatest city on earth. Sure its a little dirty, but thats a city for ya. What's there not to love. Going north on 95 at night there isnt a prettier sight. The neon Nati Boh, Domino sugar, and Philip's signs are great. The inner harbor and power plant live. There has to be something great about the city for row houses to sell for upwards of 300,000. And whats not to love about patterson park. And sure theres crime. But it's concentrated. Its not smart to wander onto north ave or greenmont street at night. All i can say is i love baltimore and anyone who bashes Bmore has probably never been here.
(User Comment: WOO!!!)
7.) Month of your birth?
July
The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
8.) Last person you talked to?
Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
9.) One of your nicknames?
Patchy
Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.
If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.
There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
