Voice of kyle will be played as Shawn connery

Voice of reporter: Derp Derpinton the Third

Reporter: Sir sir I have a question.

Kyle: Yes?

Reporter: Is it true you hide your Nutella and refuse to share it?

Kyle: Why yes it is.

Reporter: Can you tell me why?

Kyle: Well, see when i was a young lad and was introduced to Nutella it was about the same time my parents where forcing me to lose weight. So when my Mother found my jar of Nutella in the cabinet she confronted me about it then took it from me. It wasn't till a week later when my mother returned the jar to me saying, "Here no one likes it so you can have it back. No need to waste it." So i took it back and immediately made a PB&N sandwich. It was about a hour later when nature immediately called and demanded I find a washroom. After some time in there I received a phone call from my mother "How was your fatty sandwich? I melted some laxative choco-let in it to help you pass all the fat that your consuming from those sandwiches." So that my dear boy is why I keep my Nutella hidden.

Reporter: Dear lord did you throw the jar away?

Kyle: Oh heavens no. I passed it off to a friend. No need in wasting food.

The End

True story