It was waaaaaay back in the year 452 Zp. Lord Cuckholder was our esteemed ruler. We lived in the province Canklenutdick. The people were planing a revolt against our esteemed leader. Which was a good thing, because all he ever did was ride through the province on his 5 legged wompbeast and squeeze lemon zits at us. Anyways I was at the welder's sharpening my spork, and I saw you there.

you were working on this really kick ass looking Noogulator, when you were finished with it, you turned around and waved it over your head. I was so impressed I started jumping around. But I tripped and fell on my pinkie toe. However you caught me, and stuck me on your head. We then ran out on the town giggling and singing. Which brought our esteemed leader out of his hiding spot. Which was a brawtbush.

The people all decended on him, but he was too fast with his lemon zit juice. He got most of us. But you had the Noogulator! And you womped his lemon head so hard that he went flying back into last dynasty!

Everyone was so happy, they made you their esteemed leader! And we remained awesome friends ever since!

Ahh those were the days!

memorable fun times, I must say.

I ruled them and I ruled them well. My, my, things have changed since then. Whatever did I do with that Noogulator? I put it my memoir closet right next to the Geroodituter and the Vasectimisor. You haven't seen it, have you?

How's your pinkie toe, btw?

ohh ummm well... you see.. i umm kinda borrowed the noogulator....umm yeahhhh.. *blush* i'll clean it up and return it right away.....

Oh my pinky toe is just fine. I keep it in a jar next to the toilet.

*Sigh* I shouldn't have created so many uses for it. For it's complexity I'm surprised you knew how to use it.

Hey I'm a kitty! Imma gonna tinker with things until I figure it out!..umm except i don't think you meant for it to be used like how I've been using it.

Although I gotta admit...it really does make getting those hairballs out so much easier ^__^

Well, I met you that one time and it was fun - but there was nothing extraordinary about it. I still had this funny feeling though...I decided to sleep it off.
In the morning, I woke up and stretched, and there you were. Instead of my right hand, it was a miniature  bluehayze, alive and well, but still asleep.
I stared, but only for a couple moments, as I began to panic about you waking up and finding yourself in this admittedly rather awkward situation that I really could see no immediate solution to...

Things were difficult for a while, but we managed. I've blocked out from my memory some of the more embarrassing situations that put us in, but I'm sure you remember just fine.

And then one morning, I woke up and I had a right hand again. Like nothing ever happened. I met up with you the next day, and you didn't say a word about it, nor did I. Had I been dreaming? I went home and inspected everything. Maybe I remembered it and you didn't, but it was all very vivid and I couldn't possibly see how anyone could forget.

I mean...

You remember, right...?

We had the most trouble using utensils, I know that for a fact! X3

Being your right hand surely had more advantages than disadvantages. ;) Remember when you tried to hold hands with your special someone, he grabbed me instead. That tickled a bit, but I made sure to tickle back. What a hoot that was! CX

But, do you really want to know what I did while you slept? Too bad, I won't tell you.

O,O fine then tell ME!

NopeNopeNope This stays with me. I shall not reveal what has been done for it may cause my home planet, Kuygtre, to spin really fast and cause serious life threatening nausea to everyone living there.