So, I was chatting with  Spelunker_Sal and...random happened. Thought this all up on the fly, and it was too amazing to not show off.

C'mon, read it all. It's funneh. :P


[00:31] SaiH8sAIM: Hey.. What's up?
[00:33] Apocalypse Forge: hey
[00:33] Apocalypse Forge: drawin
[00:33] SaiH8sAIM: You do a lot of that. :3
[00:33] SaiH8sAIM: Havin' fun?
[00:35] Apocalypse Forge: yeah
[00:35] SaiH8sAIM: Yay! :3
[00:35] SaiH8sAIM: I've been havin' fun, too.
[00:35] SaiH8sAIM: Brawlin' and having weird dreams about Brawl.
[00:35] SaiH8sAIM: And lookin' at pictures. Some of them were your pictures. :3
[00:36] Apocalypse Forge: o.o
[00:36] Apocalypse Forge: weird dreams about brawl? my pictures?
[00:37] SaiH8sAIM: I dunno.. I had some dream about Brawl being turned into a competitive rail-shooting light-gun game and I was playing with some boy form the future who wanted to kill me.
[00:41] Apocalypse Forge: XD
[00:41] Apocalypse Forge: terminator plotline
[00:41] Apocalypse Forge: is your name John Connor!?
[00:41] SaiH8sAIM: M-m-maybe...I forget! D:
[00:42] SaiH8sAIM: Oshit, that can't be good.
[00:42] Apocalypse Forge: :O
[00:43] SaiH8sAIM: :O
[00:43] SaiH8sAIM: I think I heard something outside..
[00:44] Apocalypse Forge: watch out, it might be a terminator!
[00:44] SaiH8sAIM: Omg hide me.. . _ .
[00:45] Apocalypse Forge: what if... I'M the terminator... *grin*
[00:46] SaiH8sAIM: Then I'd be a little less worried cause you're in Nevada.. o . o
[00:46] Apocalypse Forge: i could have lied and be outside your house right now
[00:47] SaiH8sAIM: *Gasp..* You're right! I got a wireless router!
[00:47] SaiH8sAIM: Well what color's my house, then?! > - <
[00:49] Apocalypse Forge: uhm... uh... it's house colored!
[00:49] SaiH8sAIM: Wrong! >:3
[00:49] SaiH8sAIM: My house is actually a very un-house color!
[00:55] Apocalypse Forge: you cant trick me!
[00:55] Apocalypse Forge: its impossible to tell the house color at night >>
[00:55] Apocalypse Forge: everything looks dark and blue!
[00:56] SaiH8sAIM: The Terminator can see at night!!! > - <
[00:59] Apocalypse Forge: erk!
[00:59] Apocalypse Forge: Nnngh....
[01:00] Apocalypse Forge: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *screen shakes, explosion sound. starts sweating at the witness stand*
[01:02] SaiH8sAIM: *Slaps his desk, closes eyes for a moment for dramatic effect, then whips his finger out menacingly!* And also! We called your hotel....and they say you -did- order that Brazilian porno!!
[01:04] Apocalypse Forge: *ting sound, calms down, with a smug look on his face* Hehehehehe..... What hotel?
[01:09] SaiH8sAIM: *Gasp* Uh, uh... Y-y'know..the one over on the main street--
[01:11] Apocalypse Forge: *cackles with a sharp, sinister look* I'm afraid you've failed to pin anything on me this time, Mr. Skunk.
[01:12] SaiH8sAIM: *Slams a fist down on his desk and goes over an internal dialogue* [N-no, I was so close--! If..if only...]
[01:13] SaiH8sAIM: *The back doors slam open! It's my old rival!* "Your honor, they just found traces of that hotel on Main Street in the defendent's urine sample!"
[01:13] SaiH8sAIM: *EVERYONE GASPS*
[01:15] Apocalypse Forge: *goes into outrageous exclamation* W-what!? It can't be!! I... I....!
[01:15] Apocalypse Forge: I....
[01:15] Apocalypse Forge: Hehehehe. You've forgotten one important detail. *gains confidence again*
[01:15] SaiH8sAIM: *Judge slams gavel!* Dependent...can you explain this?!
[01:16] Apocalypse Forge: Maybe... maybe I was there.
[01:16] Apocalypse Forge: But you cant prove I did anything.
[01:16] Apocalypse Forge: Mr Skunk.
[01:16] SaiH8sAIM: HOLD IT!!
[01:17] SaiH8sAIM: *Whips finger out* I think you forgot about something, Defendant!!!
[01:18] SaiH8sAIM: The old woman you bumped into on and then told to rip off her own cunt and eat it (rather than apologize) on your way out! We -your- business card in -her- coat, and it has your toe-prints on it!
[01:20] Apocalypse Forge: Wh-wha-whaaaaaaat!? *exclamation animation* ....GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! THAT WOMAN!!!!! *evil glare with overthetop animation*
[01:21] SaiH8sAIM: *Fists on his hips, chest out, lookin' smug* And have we got a surprise for you.. Mrs. Oldsack, c'mon in!!
[01:22] Apocalypse Forge: *ting sound* .......Hehehe.
[01:22] Apocalypse Forge: Fine. Play it your way, Mr. Skunk. *smiles innocently, butterflies come floating around*
[01:23] Apocalypse Forge: I did it. I ordered that Brazilian porno. So what? What does that prove? Mr. Skunk?
[01:23] Apocalypse Forge: Where's my motive? Show me the evidence. *giggles cutely*
[01:30] SaiH8sAIM: *Grins* I'm glad you bring this up, Defendant!
[01:31] SaiH8sAIM: Because the victim was a big fan of Brazilian porn and whackin' it with other men! As...*digs around*...THESE photos so gratuitously prove! *Presents!*
[01:32] SaiH8sAIM: You knew this, spying on the victim in his hotel, and used it to gain his trust, access to his room....and access to HIM!
[01:37] Apocalypse Forge: I.... You.... How did you get those!? *pauses, sweats* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *screen shakes again*
[01:39] SaiH8sAIM: *Raises fist menacingly* Unlucky for you, the victim has ANOTHER fetish...one you didn't know of!
[01:39] SaiH8sAIM: A....voyeur fetish!
[01:39] SaiH8sAIM: *Crowd gasps..*
[01:40] SaiH8sAIM: And this video here is what he captured on his hidden little smut cam.. It has everything! The porno, the masturbation, you taking it up the ass and squealing like a girl, and...the murder!!
[01:40] SaiH8sAIM: *SLAMS both his hands down* Admit it...
[01:41] SaiH8sAIM: *Whips finger out towards, theme song starts playing* YOU killed Cornelius Sanchez, in the privacy of his own hotel room, with the lead, double-ended dildo!!!
[01:44] Apocalypse Forge: GRRRRR!! *maniacle, evil glare*

.... *ting sound again, calms down, looks innocent* ....Well well, Mr. Skunk. You've done well for yourself.
[01:45] SaiH8sAIM: *Gasps, looks worried...starts talking to himself again* [Oh no, that glare! How can he possibly wriggle his way out of this one?! What's he planning?!]
[01:46] SaiH8sAIM: *The judge looks down* D..Defendant! What do you have to say for yourself?!
[01:47] Apocalypse Forge: *he smiles, bringing his hands together in such an adorable way* I forgot to mention something.... The hotel... why... I've never actually been to that hotel.
[01:48] SaiH8sAIM: *Sweats* But..the video--!
[01:48] SaiH8sAIM: You're on the video! This is -your- ass getting plowed! *Points! Replays it in slow motion!*
[01:49] Apocalypse Forge: Teehee! Mr. Skunk. Don't be so naive. Look at me. There are plenty of other bedfellows like me. It's a common appearance between us. *closes eyes and gives a petite chuckle*
[01:50] Apocalypse Forge: Actually. That night. I was at a condo. In fact. That's where I'm staying right now! I guess I should have mentioned that in my testimony about where I would be earlier. I made a mistake! Could you ever forgive me, Mr. Judge?
[01:51] SaiH8sAIM: *Judge slams his gavel* Alright, alright, these things happen.. Please revise your testimony for the eight time, Mr. Defendant. And no more missed details, you cheeky little blighter~ *Pinches your cheek*
[01:54] Apocalypse Forge: Tehe! Yes, sir, Mr Judge sir. ^^

I flew into the city only a few days ago. It's been very hot the entire time I've been here. Actually, now that I think about it, it DID rain that day... Anyway, I've been staying in this condo ever since. It's being provided for me for my stay here, hehe! So you see, there's no way I could have gone to that hotel. Why would I?
[01:55] SaiH8sAIM: *Shouts* HOLD IT!!!
[01:57] SaiH8sAIM: *Slams his paws down!* Then what about Mrs. Oldsack, and you telling us that you did rent that porno!! You just said that...how can you..?! "OBJECTION!!!" *The prosecutor slams a broadsword into her desk* "Mr. Skunk is badgering my client with things that happened in the past and bear no relevance to the present!!!"
[01:58] SaiH8sAIM: *Judge slams the gavel down!* "You will refrain from badgering the Defendant, Mr. Skunk!"
[01:59] SaiH8sAIM: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8 )
[01:59] Apocalypse Forge: *chuckles and flicks his hair out of the way, personality changing a little* Give it up, Skunk. You can't win.... Hehe!
[02:00] Apocalypse Forge: damn you
[02:01] SaiH8sAIM: *Slams his fist on the desk, hunches over it, starts sweating* [N-no..I was so close! And if I lose here, my annoying but adorable assistant will go to jail! This...this can't be..] *He starts digging through his evidence..* [There..there -has- to be something..!]
[02:02] SaiH8sAIM: (Hehe.. You got Mario Paint-roller'd!! >:3)
[02:03] SaiH8sAIM: *Judge slams the gavel!!* "I think that's enough! If you can't prove that the Defendant is guilty, then the court will assume that Baby Badger is and she'll be sent to jail for FOURTEEN MILLION YEARS!!!"
[02:04] Apocalypse Forge: XD
[02:04] SaiH8sAIM: *Prosecutor starts laughing* "Hahaha! I told you, Mr. Skunk! I never lose a case!"
[02:04] Apocalypse Forge: Hehe! Naturally. ^^ Lil ol me couldn't possibly have done anything wrong. Dont you think, Mr Skunk? Hehehe...
[02:06] SaiH8sAIM: *A little screen comes up, with options of 'Give up' and 'Keep trying' underneath* {It's hopeless.. Wanna just give up here like a pussy and condemn your best friend to a life of prison-rape and unhappiness? Now's your chance. Might as well, y'know}
[02:08] Apocalypse Forge: *starts to step down from the witness stand* Hey Mr. Skunk... Maybe if you wanted, I could show you a... good time too. he-he-he....
[02:08] SaiH8sAIM: *Judge frowns..* "Mr. Skunk, if you've nothing left to present as evidence.. *His gavel starts to raise, when...*
[02:08] SaiH8sAIM: *Everything goes silent..* [No, I won't lose...!]
[02:08] SaiH8sAIM: ....HOLD IT!!!
[02:09] Apocalypse Forge: ! Nnngh!
[02:09] SaiH8sAIM: *Everyone gasps!* Your honor, I DO have one more piece of evidence to present to this court..!
[02:10] SaiH8sAIM: And it will prove everything, and prove Baby Badger's alibi!
[02:10] SaiH8sAIM: *Judge goes wide-eyed!* O - O;;
[02:11] Apocalypse Forge: N-no... you don't mean...! *sweats*
[02:11] SaiH8sAIM: Prosecutor looks angry and nervous!* >:0
[02:12] SaiH8sAIM: *SLAMS his paw onto the table* Yes, your honor.. And it's...*Digs through his suitcase*...THIS brick!!
[02:13] SaiH8sAIM: *Judge shakes his head and sighs* Mr. Skunk, might I ask you to not waste the court's time with meaningless evidence? I'm afraid I'm going to have to penalize you, and allow you one more try to show the court a piece of -real- evidence.
[02:13] SaiH8sAIM: *Arms go limp, he sweats* Er, yes, your honor..
[02:14] SaiH8sAIM: *Goes back into his first pose, dramatic music starts again!* As I was saying, your honor..
[02:14] Apocalypse Forge: *laughs* Hehe! You're a funny guy, Mr. Skunk. Perhaps we should... get to know each other.
[02:14] Apocalypse Forge: *evil glare*
[02:15] SaiH8sAIM: You'll be 'getting to know' plenty of funny guys soon enough, Mr. Defendant!
[02:15] SaiH8sAIM: *SLAMS his paw onto the table* Yes, your honor.. And it's...*Digs through his suitcase*...THIS hairpin from the victim's aunt's spoiled toy poodle!!
[02:15] SaiH8sAIM: *EVERYONE GASPS....*
[02:16] Apocalypse Forge: Th-that hairpin... I thought I...! *evil glare.... starts sweating* I- mean... What does that have to do with anything!?
[02:17] SaiH8sAIM: *Slams his fist down again!* EVERYTHING!
[02:18] SaiH8sAIM: The victim's Aunt is a very rich woman, with a very unhealthy obsession with poodles! She gets them groomed and pedicured every day, and only uses sapphire-infused-tin for her dog's hairpins! She also gets each one monogrammed with her pet's name and her address, so they can be returned if found!
[02:19] SaiH8sAIM: And, clearly as this video shows, you were wearing a wig while getting down and sweaty with the victim! A wig that wouldn't dropping hair in your eyes! Since it was hair longer than you usually dealt with, you didn't have a hair pin on you!
[02:19] SaiH8sAIM: And the victim had just come back from visiting his aunt...with a whole stash of expensive hair pins to sell on the black market!
[02:20] SaiH8sAIM: And when he saw you struggling with your hair, and offered you a hair pin to pin it back...
[02:20] SaiH8sAIM: *EVERYONE GASPS AGAIN!*
[02:20] Apocalypse Forge: *he gasps loudly!*
[02:20] Apocalypse Forge: Aaaah! *cringe!*
[02:22] SaiH8sAIM: *Poses with his fists on his hips again!* That's right! It's the same pin you offered me when we met in the lobby so you could tie my hair back in a pony-tail for a convenient handle for our pre-case fuck!!
[02:22] SaiH8sAIM: *Raises his paws* And I, wearing gloves today (conveniently), haven't actually TOUCHED the pin, so your finger prints will be all over it!!!
[02:23] Apocalypse Forge: Grrrr! You..... YOU!!! *evil glare, stares into your soul* *ting sound, innocent look, smiles* ....You win, Mr. Skunk. *closes eyes and tilts head adorably*
[02:24] SaiH8sAIM: *Jaw drop..* I...what?
[02:25] Apocalypse Forge: Your bluff was excellently played out, I must say. but you're right. I killed him. Hehehe...! *glows*
[02:26] Apocalypse Forge: I only wish I could have another chance at you, Mr Skunk. Mr. Judge, can I go now? I think I have a jail cell waiting for me, don't I? hmmhmm! ^^
[02:27] Apocalypse Forge: Remember me, Sai Skunk. I'll be counting the days until I can take you to bed.... permanently. *butterflies fly around, he smiles*
[02:27] SaiH8sAIM: *Everyone gasps, the judge goes wide-eyes ( O - O;; ), and the prosecutor slams a fist through her desk! Then the judge speaks..* "Er, right, I mean.." *Cough* "Bailiff! Take this man away!"
[02:28] SaiH8sAIM: *The bailiff does, but pauses as you both pass by my desk, giving you chance at some parting words.. I'm too shocked to speak, though!*
[02:30] Apocalypse Forge: *he gives a gentle smile, with a deep piercing stare, reaches out to caress your cheek* Mr. Skunk. Enjoy your time while you can. I mean what I said. I will show you a ... good time. Someday! *he leaves the used condom he used with the victim before murdering him on your desk. Hidden evidence!*
[02:32] SaiH8sAIM: *Doesn't really wanna touch it, and just stares at you in disbelief..*
[02:33] SaiH8sAIM: "You...you ruined everything!"
[02:34] SaiH8sAIM: *The prosecutor's broadsword SMASHES him in the face and he flips over backwards off his chair. But she's cute, so she can get away with it* "MY PERFECT WIN RECORD! YOU DISGRACED MY FAMILY'S NAME!!" *She SLAMS the sword into the downed skunk again and again. No blood though, this is only rated Teen.*
[02:34] SaiH8sAIM: *Confetti! Fanfare!*
[02:35] SaiH8sAIM: *The judge slams his gavel down.* Mr. Skunk, you have impressed me yet again! And, in lieu of this evidence, I am ready to pass my verdict...
[02:35] SaiH8sAIM: NOT GUILTY
[02:35] SaiH8sAIM: *Everyone cheers!*
[02:36] Apocalypse Forge: well, that was fun XD
[02:36] SaiH8sAIM: *Raises a battered paw comically* H-help...mme--"SKUNKIE!!" *Baby Badger pounces and bounces around on!* "I knew you could do it!! Now let's go get ice cream!"
[02:36] SaiH8sAIM: *Goes to get ice cream*
[02:36] Apocalypse Forge: lol
[02:36] SaiH8sAIM: END OF CHAPTER
[02:37] SaiH8sAIM: There now I'm done. Jus' lemme save my game first...
[02:37] Apocalypse Forge: :3
[02:37] SaiH8sAIM: :3