Furaffinity, I need your ideas! =D
13 years ago
So, tomorrow I have to start working on an EVER so lovely piece of cra--I mean, abstract art project for class...The parameters are that it has to be made from at least 3 man-made objects(No trash or rocks or sticks or anything), no craft supplies or at least LIMITED craft supplies, etc...
The stuff I've gathered so far/CAN use are:
-A koosh-ball style duck thing
-A plastic baby Mumble toy from Happy Feet
-A mini deck of playing cards
-A regular sized deck of playing cards
-A toilet seat
-A couple of different bouncy ball things
I can find/get more materials as needed...We also need to write a paper on what this project represents...Honestly, and you can disagree with me if you want, this is only my own personal belief, I want my project to be "symbolic" of the fact that I don't see ANY of this crap as real art. Yes, I know, putting random trash/objects together is CONSIDERED art...Yes, I know there are people that really like this stuff...But I sure as hell am not one of them...It's my own personal belief that for something to be considered art, you should be making SOMETHING....I can respect the artists that do abstract paintings and sculptures, simply because they DO plan out and put some effort into their art...But taking apart a car door and gluing the pieces together into a random pile, tossing together a pile of pink objects, writing a word on a random urinal you found as a "sculpture", painting a canvas solid white/black, etc IS NOT FUCKING ART...It's fucking radical BECAUSE THE EFFORT TO DO IT IS SO MINIMAL THAT IT CAN BARELY EVEN BE CONSIDERED A WORK OF ART...These people who put a can of Ajax on a fucking wooden shelf in a gallery as "art" or put like half a cardboard box on display as a symbol for something ARE NOT FUCKING GENIUSES...In my opinion, they're total smartasses that are simply exploiting the vastness of what can be considered art.../end rant before it gets TOO fucking long
Sooo...Anybody have any good ideas for an abstract art sculpture? Any and all ideas are welcomed, nomatter how stupid!
The stuff I've gathered so far/CAN use are:
-A koosh-ball style duck thing
-A plastic baby Mumble toy from Happy Feet
-A mini deck of playing cards
-A regular sized deck of playing cards
-A toilet seat
-A couple of different bouncy ball things
I can find/get more materials as needed...We also need to write a paper on what this project represents...Honestly, and you can disagree with me if you want, this is only my own personal belief, I want my project to be "symbolic" of the fact that I don't see ANY of this crap as real art. Yes, I know, putting random trash/objects together is CONSIDERED art...Yes, I know there are people that really like this stuff...But I sure as hell am not one of them...It's my own personal belief that for something to be considered art, you should be making SOMETHING....I can respect the artists that do abstract paintings and sculptures, simply because they DO plan out and put some effort into their art...But taking apart a car door and gluing the pieces together into a random pile, tossing together a pile of pink objects, writing a word on a random urinal you found as a "sculpture", painting a canvas solid white/black, etc IS NOT FUCKING ART...It's fucking radical BECAUSE THE EFFORT TO DO IT IS SO MINIMAL THAT IT CAN BARELY EVEN BE CONSIDERED A WORK OF ART...These people who put a can of Ajax on a fucking wooden shelf in a gallery as "art" or put like half a cardboard box on display as a symbol for something ARE NOT FUCKING GENIUSES...In my opinion, they're total smartasses that are simply exploiting the vastness of what can be considered art.../end rant before it gets TOO fucking long
Sooo...Anybody have any good ideas for an abstract art sculpture? Any and all ideas are welcomed, nomatter how stupid!

Maybe a Peacock? Glue the cards to the toilet seat as the feathers.
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