from  sthf2
Uh, basically it seems like I gotta use this for each question to generate a random pokemon: http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php
Then comment about it. Not tagging anyone though because I'm not a fan of it, so will instead let who read this choose to do it if you so choose.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Carnivine: A grass type that can fly you anywhere, WOOOOOOOOSH!

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Unfezant (male): *offers grilled Caterpie*

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Feraligatr: I love my partners BIG and wearing lab coats -3-

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Starly: I don't blame them and their brethren after all the times I make them faint in D/P/Pt *Equips electrobat*

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Bonsly: How you be my mother when you are just a baby Dx

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Gorebyss: Them lips -3-

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Starmie: You don't shine as bright as you used to ;n;

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Fearow: ono... Actually I got no complaints liking them :3

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Deoxys (Defence): *Snuggles back* Not as bad as I thought it would be :3

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Blitzle: *Chases after it in vain, then collapses on the grass* X_x

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Landorus: The hell?

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Prinplup: Prinplup on Bonsly action O_o

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Skarmory: Females only please ;3

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Castform: Good riddance! o3o

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Hariyama: At least he can stop most of the fighting types going for me, while I take on the Psy types -3- Works out well.

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Starly (again): Wh-what happened to the Mightyena next? Don't make me Electrobat you >:c

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Whimsicott: Why not? All fluffy and round and cuddly ^^

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Onix: <_< >_> Yeah, I need to get another one, preferably one that is more my size, can fit in the building... and has arms...

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Tirtouga: Them shells look so comfy to ride on when they swim ^^

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Torkoal: That explains why the house was so cheap and the previous owner died of smoke inhalation >_>

21. This Pokémon represents you.
Kirlia: Yep, I like the female shape so kinds fits well with me -3-

22. This Pokemon is your training partner.
Sawk: Please... No more... Unfair type advantage... X_x

23. This Pokemon was your secret crush.
Simisage: The best of the monkey pokemon ever! Their head leaves are so damn hot, and so graceful and mature <3

24. This Pokemon was your childhood idol.
Victini: ONWARD TO VICTINI!! Erm, Victory!

25. This Pokemon is your friend that doesn't stop talking.
Lanturn: (Ah not again... I don't even know why they go on all the time... at least they smell good... Mmm, fish...) U-uh? Y-yes I was listening! You were talking about... that thing again. -3-

26. This Pokemon is your gamer buddy.
Solrock: I win again! Geez you're so bad at this, even with that psychic power of yours. Might help if you had limbs or something D:

27. This Pokemon was your childhood rival.
Spearow: SPEEEEEEEEAROOOOOOOOOOOOW!

28. This Pokemon is your perverted friend.
Cubone: That bone of his can get him easy access to all sorts of places *is jealous*