I am too Asian! Just the other day, I had to get my glasses cleaned at the optometrist and while waiting, a mirror caught myself and looking right into it... i told myself... 'my god! I had such small fucking eyes!' Seriously! Without my glasses, I turn into a typical stereotype Asian Chinese.

To add to the stereotype, I have no life! I work work work work work and work all day long. Add that with studying and poof! I have no life! Better yet! I'm living with my parents and have to live up to their expectations of studies everyday. Prime example: I did not pass this one subject while my other friends passed and they nagged at me everyday. Another example: I got a second class upper for my degree in Accounting and they expected me to get first class in that class. From there, they looked down at me and shake their heads in shame. The nagging stopped at that time till today but occasionally, my mum would just sigh and say 'such a waste'.

I'm a fucking Asian and I want to change! Americanize me!