oh god somebody comfort me please
13 years ago
i got home just now, didn't over exert myself or anything, just a gentle ride on a scooter
i tasted a weird irony taste in my mouth, so i instantly think that it's blood
so i go spit up in my sink for about four minutes
it's blood
omg guys
so, of course, i have to think of the worst-case scenario
I HAVE TUBERCULOSIS LIKE THE GUYS WHO DIED IN "THE OTHERS"
AND I'M GOING TO DIE AND INFECT EVERYONE
or
FUCK OMG I HAVE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE, 'CAUSE THAT'S GOING AROUND RIGHT NOW AND I'M NEXT WEH WEH WEH OMG THE BIRD DOCTORS ARE GOING TO CUT ME UP INTO LIL' KELLY BITES
or
ALL OF MY TEETH ARE FALLING OUT SIMULTANEOUSLY (also slowly) AND THAT'S WHY I'M BLEEDING
or
GNOMES ARE EXCAVATING MY THROAT TO MAKE HOMES FOR THEIR YOUNG AND THEY'RE GOING TO FEED ON MY INSIDES OH GOD
can somebody please explain to me why i'm bleeding
i know it's not my nose, it's my actual throat
help me out, mang
help me out
jake
help me out
JAKE HELP ME
/adventure time
Holy shit.
oh my god raichul
halp
I cAN TRY.
what is going on with my throat
is it gnomes
OH GOD IS IT RONALD MCDONALD
DID HE CRAWL INTO MY BODY THROAT TO CLAIM MY SOUL
well omg so am i
i just make jokes to keep myself calm AHAHAHAHAHA
oh god
okay, i called my doc
he said that if i'm not bleeding anymore, i'm gonna be okay
but if i bleed again, i should go to the ER
I hope you turn out okay.
oh god, me too
that was super scary
uhg, my family can't afford another hospital visit right now
my mom was in for three days recently 'cause of a huge infection
Ughgh I wish I could hold you in my yaoi hands and make everything better.
btw, i'm sorry for scaring you, raich. :c
I get like this whenever something bad happens because I want everyone to be safe and sound even if I don't know them al too well oops. ;A;
SHHH.
caresses u with yaois
BREATH
BREEEEEEEATH
MY BREATH TASTES LIKE BLOOD, GUMMY
IT CANT BE TRUE
YOU SHUT YOUR CUTE MUZZY FACEEE *nomnomnom*
PEES
IN A POD
Furthermore, go get it checked!
omg i love you
thank you thank you
it stopped bleeding, so i'm just gonna drink some lukewarm water or something for a bit to see if that helps
Coughing/spitting up blood is also considered an emergency in most cases, so if you want it checked out you should go to the ER.
it stopped bleeding, and i checked. my tongue did look a bit rough in the back, but that's fairly normal.
i'm actually giving my doc a call right now.
There was a "black harry" one in there....
So um *cough* at least it's not that! &Gnomes are peaceful creatures. Best of luck
BUT YOU TAUGHT ME THAT GNOMES LIVE IN THE TREES
AND THEY KILL EVERYTHING
stab stab stab
i have no idea what a black harry is, and i really don't want to know
i learned my lesson when i searched up fried rice
uhhhgggg
Tree gnomes are ruthless *shudder*
Fried rice??? Um, no no. I stay, I clean.
need more lemon pledge?
flipped my top and cried all over the place, But my mother is a nurse so she looked into it. Turns out I scrapped the back top of my mouth somehow? IDK BUT CALL UR DOC BBY.
ohhh my god, i LOVE YOU.
i could have done that, 'cause i sneezed a little bit before
called my doc, he said that if i'm not bleeding anymore, i'll be okay
if i bleed again, i should go to the ER
You should be ok! Just drink some water (dehydration and a dry climate are perfect conditions for nosebleeds0. If you start bleeding again and feeling real sick, though, make sure you see a doctor!
thank you soooo much. ;w; that's so comforting. i live in SoCal, so it's always hot and dry here, haha. maybe it was a nose bleed.
BUT at least it stopped. and your gave your doc a call.
feel better yo.
Did you just spit up blood randomly? or.. D': was it a lot?... or.. -hnnnngh-
IF ITS NOT TOO BAD, IT SHOULD BE OKAY.
See a doc forsure.
I hope its nothing!!