REPOSTING SOMETHING WEIRD AND FEAR-INDUCING!



The Loud, Literally Voracious Sounds of Wet, Sloppy Slurpin' and Glurpin'!



Part 1

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7152065/

Part 2

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7152081/

Part 3 (the BEST part)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7152091/

Part 4

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7152100/



I think...that YOU GOT SCARED!



That's just...not the kind of thing that immediately warrents several comments, now is it? They were recorded some time early during 2011, and I had so many lols when I thought about posting them up that I just HAD...to post them up. XD I still think number 3 is the scariest one since I pretty much allowed my mind to sink into a particularly comfortable and very carnal state in order to make recording that a whole lot more fun. XD I have no doubts that most of the folks who gravitated to the very first one were turned off from having heard the first few seconds of it XD - only natural that anyone would read such a clusterfuck statement at the top of my page and wonder what was going on at the BEGINNING of the madness, maybe continuing onward to the other three if they weren't too weirded out by the first. XD

I'd looove to know what all those viewers think of those slurpy recordings. :3 Believe it or not, my main intention from the start - on the day that I was eating that cherry jello - was, simply, to make something that might actually turn people on at hearing it! You might read through my eroticised submissions and find all these unmistakenly carnal RP descriptions, and then to tie something like that in with what you would hear in audio might just be a little orgasmic on the conscience. >;3 BUT, if you're anything like a certain meanie-mouthed feline with a four-letter name then you probably just stopped the playback, backed out of the recording, and facepalmed just before thinking "AUGH, FAGGOT!!!" *cue the explosive "(angry)" emoticon from Skype*

Always a pleasure to rile up the homophobes!

Go and listen to the third recording while reading over --> THIS <-- oral sex RP where my input says "*he literally began to suck your member with a powerful drinking motion, widening his maw in short moments to breathe hotly down into your groin and over your throbbing member, only to slurp his muzzle down over it to suck powerfully again."

If I was a therapist, I would compile a series of "Audio Therapy" recordings for people dealing with sexual tension. The requirements? Slurp WETLY upon as many WET and edible things as much as possible for as LONG as possible, and try to strike a chord in the hearts of every one of my listeners as far as the extents of their oral fixations are broad...



So yeah, haven't felt to be in much of a writing mood lately for taking lots of time to get into my vast collection of videogames! x3



But I STILL want to make you cum... >;O



Your only hope is to stop being so yummy... http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8848489/ >;3