Story I heard on the radio today;

So this man had a case of jock itch, which is basically athletes foot on your junk.
So he went to the local drug store and bought some power for it.
He then proceeded to dust his boys in the car in the parking lot.
Giving into the urge, he then proceeded to scratch the hell out of his crotch, bring much welcome relief.

Well....... there was this elderly woman in the parking lot.
Upon seeing a man in his car, with his seat tilted back, hands down south, arms moving in an up-down motion and a look of relief/pleasure on his face, she didn't think 'jock itch', insted she assumed he was slapping the monkey.
After calling and the arrival of the police, the man was confronted.
How was he to prove his innocence?

Well with the officers permission and in the privacy of the squad car, he busted it out and showed the cop!
Dumbstruck, the cop believed him and let him off the hook!

Crazy turn of events eh?