So theres this Sex Meme going around.
13 years ago
Me
Role: Switch. Usually toppin' though.
Species: Border Collie
Age: 22
Sign: Gemini
Build: Chubbeh
Size: 5' 5"
Answer these:
1. Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make me a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it
8: Kissing or No
9: Looking at or Looking away?
Role: Switch. Usually toppin' though.
Species: Border Collie
Age: 22
Sign: Gemini
Build: Chubbeh
Size: 5' 5"
Answer these:
1. Would You have sex with me?
2. Where?
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
4. Make me a sandwich?
5. Rough or Gentle?
6: Fetish or Normal?
7: Foreplay or Straight to it
8: Kissing or No
9: Looking at or Looking away?
I may or may not steal this from you...
1. If offered probably
2. ANYWHERE
3. SNUGGLES <3 I love snuggles =w=
4. Sure, what kind?
5. Gentle unless asked otherwise
6. Fetish @w@
7. Foreplay is always nice
8. Sure
9. Looking at of coarse
I hope I don't sound like a creeper, I just figured I would reply to this and maybe snatch it myself ;w;
Lol. I predicted your answers. I AM A MIND READER!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
1. Would You have sex with me?
Gah! Uhm...yes.
2. Where?
I think your bed is waaaay comfier than mine. Let's go with that one.
3. Would you stay for snuggles?
NO I'M GONNA BE A DOUCHEBAG. Yes.
4. Make me a sandwich?
We'd need another person for that..
5. Rough or Gentle?
Jeez why did I do this..both?
6: Fetish or Normal?
....I think we both know the answer to this.
7: Foreplay or Straight to it
Foreplay's always nice!
8: Kissing or No
Maybe..maybe little kisses? Or..I don't know..why'd I do this?!
9: Looking at or Looking away?
My eyes usually close during...stuff. So I guess away? I could try and look at you.
WELL THIS WAS EMBARRASSING.
And it is too comfier. It just needs pillows.
Your sheet refuses to stay on that bloody pillow top of yours and I hate having to re-make it every 5 seconds. Lol.
Probably. I'm not very good at it though. >.>
- 2. Where?
Pretty much anywhere. I'm not too picky. ;P
- 3. Would you stay for snuggles?
Fuck yes. Snuggles is best part of sex, almost. Second best part of sex.
- 4. Make me a sandwich?
Depends what's in the fridge. Hard to make a sandwich out of milk and bread. ;P
- 5. Rough or Gentle?
Preferably gentle, though I have little actual experience with rough. I'm the huggy, cuddly, lovey sort, sort I imagine I wouldn't be much into rough stuff. :/
- 6: Fetish or Normal?
Eh, hard to say. I don't know much of what I'm into IRL, but I'm certainly liking what I'm seeing from your gallery here. Most people into farting and stuff are neither female, nor attractive, so yay for being awesome. :D
- 7: Foreplay or Straight to it
Foreplay, definitely. I may not be great at sex in general, but I'm apparently wicked good at this... either that, or the women I've been with are super easy. To give an idea: once, when the lady i was with "finished", I couldn't straight my middle and ring finger on my left hand for five minutes I'd strained them so bad. That was when i learned how to switch hands. >.>
- 8: Kissing or No
I enjoy kissing. No idea if I'm any good at it, but physical contact's always a plus, and tongues are super awesome.
- 9: Looking at or Looking away?
Staring awkwardly when you're not looking, making sure to look away when you turn your head. I prefer to be polite, but... well, sometimes it's hard not to stare and... imagine things... ;>.>
Also, I assume for the foreplay thing you implied fingering. In my line of work that's not just foreplay sweetie. That's le sex. Foreplay, least IMO is more of teasing, biting, licking, all that.
Also, look at me! Of course I have more than that in my fridge. Lol
And there is nothing at all wrong with that.
You know what I wanna see? A woman who takes "Have you put on weight?" as a compliment. I am a big fan of chubby women. Best for cuddling. o3o
Also, fingering counts as sex? I thought thaat was part of the foreplay... I know women have the capability of orgasming more than men do, so i always figured you should do like, one or two to start, then get the dick in there for sex and finish it off... or something... >.>
I have... little experience with things. But, hey, I dig it. I'm a man who likes to pelase women, so yeah. ;P
On the other hand, I'd likely dig being pegged by a chick with a strap on. 'cause let's face it, for a straight guy I sure do like having things in my butt. :V