Okay, I most likely won't get any responses to this, but it's a shot.

I'm going to take two - $10 commissions.

I'm not very good compared to some of the others on FA, but hey, it's a good way to get my name out there.

I'm gonna lay it down straight: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to draw scat, vore, watersports, or cub porn. I'll need a reference picture or two if you want me to draw one of your characters. I'll send you the preliminary concept via E-Mail and you can tell me if you like it, but note: I don't have scores of time. So if you don't like it after the second try, then I think It's best if you find someone more skilled than I to do your commission, because maybe I may not the best choice for the image you intended. I'll take the payment when everything is said and done, and you like the concept art. From then on there, I'll finish it to the best of my abilities.

So if you're interested, send me a note. I'll reply back if you've got one of the two slots... Wish me luck :D