"Romantic" Revelation!
17 years ago
Ladies & gentlemice, I have a startling announcement for all of you...
MR. ALTOID: You like rainbows as much as I do, yes? :D
ME: *giggles* No, you silly goose...I have my first OC crush!
MEMBERS OF THE GMD FANFIC CAST (clamoring & shouting in a sudden frenzy): On who? Which one of us? Is it on me? (ad lib)
ME: On Dr. Heinrich Fremdeliebe! :D
GMD FANFIC CAST: Huh? :?
DR. F.L.: Vait a minute, vait a minute! *quickly wheels over to me* Did you...just say...that I am your first OC crush?
ME: Yes. *nods*
DR. F.L.: ...Jeee-AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ^_^ *suddenly realizes he can't jump, & then crashes down into his chair*
MOREY THE RAT TRAP TRUMPET-PLAYER: You crush on Dr. Fremdeliebe, Mouse Avenger?
DR. F.L.: Vat else vould she have just said, dummkopf? -_-
GMD FANFIC CAST: ....Ewwww....
DR. F.L. (taking offense to this): Oh, vat, so a human girl can't love a disabled mouse?
GMD FANFIC CAST: It's not the fact that you're a disabled mouse...
GEORGIE: It's the fact that you're starrier than her...by about 20 or so years.
DR. F.L.: So? She crushes on Malcolm McDowell & that Prince fellow, & they're past 50 years old!
GEORGIE: Yeah, but still...
SLICK WILLIE: And your appearance is based on the looks of Dr. Strangelove, a.k.a. Peter Sellers. Hate to be mean, but Pete wasn't exactly considered a sex idol.
DR. F.L.: By MOST people. And who says Peter Sellers vasn't really sexy in someone's eyes?
ME: Exactly!
SLICK WILLIE: Well, I dunno...
GEORGIE: I must ask you this, though: Why do you crush on Dr. Fremdeliebe?
ME: Because I think he's hot, I love his sexy German accent, I admire his skills, &...I JUST CRUSH ON HIM, OK??!!! :rant: Geez, Georgie, I don't criticize your crushes!
GEORGIE: I don't have any crushes right now.
ME: Exactly my point. -_- Therefore, who are you to criticize my crushes?
GEORGIE: ...No one. :(
ME: Oh, Heinrich... :D *hops into Fremdeliebe's arms & smooches him all over his face, making him giggle & blush sheepishly*
MR. ALTOID: You like rainbows as much as I do, yes? :D
ME: *giggles* No, you silly goose...I have my first OC crush!
MEMBERS OF THE GMD FANFIC CAST (clamoring & shouting in a sudden frenzy): On who? Which one of us? Is it on me? (ad lib)
ME: On Dr. Heinrich Fremdeliebe! :D
GMD FANFIC CAST: Huh? :?
DR. F.L.: Vait a minute, vait a minute! *quickly wheels over to me* Did you...just say...that I am your first OC crush?
ME: Yes. *nods*
DR. F.L.: ...Jeee-AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ^_^ *suddenly realizes he can't jump, & then crashes down into his chair*
MOREY THE RAT TRAP TRUMPET-PLAYER: You crush on Dr. Fremdeliebe, Mouse Avenger?
DR. F.L.: Vat else vould she have just said, dummkopf? -_-
GMD FANFIC CAST: ....Ewwww....
DR. F.L. (taking offense to this): Oh, vat, so a human girl can't love a disabled mouse?
GMD FANFIC CAST: It's not the fact that you're a disabled mouse...
GEORGIE: It's the fact that you're starrier than her...by about 20 or so years.
DR. F.L.: So? She crushes on Malcolm McDowell & that Prince fellow, & they're past 50 years old!
GEORGIE: Yeah, but still...
SLICK WILLIE: And your appearance is based on the looks of Dr. Strangelove, a.k.a. Peter Sellers. Hate to be mean, but Pete wasn't exactly considered a sex idol.
DR. F.L.: By MOST people. And who says Peter Sellers vasn't really sexy in someone's eyes?
ME: Exactly!
SLICK WILLIE: Well, I dunno...
GEORGIE: I must ask you this, though: Why do you crush on Dr. Fremdeliebe?
ME: Because I think he's hot, I love his sexy German accent, I admire his skills, &...I JUST CRUSH ON HIM, OK??!!! :rant: Geez, Georgie, I don't criticize your crushes!
GEORGIE: I don't have any crushes right now.
ME: Exactly my point. -_- Therefore, who are you to criticize my crushes?
GEORGIE: ...No one. :(
ME: Oh, Heinrich... :D *hops into Fremdeliebe's arms & smooches him all over his face, making him giggle & blush sheepishly*
[standing up from his wheelchair]
Mein Führer! I can walk!